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I'm hot and sticky and I just found out the joint's infested with termites.

Fuck me. I knew this day was going to be crappy. I think I'll channel all this pissed-off-ness into the fic--look out Lex, you're in trouble now...
God help the happy little Targe-hell shoppers tonight.

Grrrrrr-snap! Don't stand too close.

termites?

6/8/05 08:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] laceymcbain.livejournal.com
Wow, that's a whole truckload of unhappy, hon. Wishing you termite-free housing, cooler weather, and a Lex who doesn't mind a little hurt (so Clark can comfort him, of course.)

*HUGS*

Re: termites?

6/9/05 03:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
heh! Thanks for the good wishes! Now, if only Paco would bring me a cool beverage...

Paco to the rescue

6/9/05 04:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] laceymcbain.livejournal.com
Your marguerita, seniorita! Let Paco rub your shoulders. He will do the dance of the flaming termites and drive them from your abode, then he will flirt shamelessly until you feel happy again.

Re: Paco to the rescue

6/9/05 01:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Aaaaah! That makes it aaaalll better! *G*

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6/8/05 08:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] aurora-bee.livejournal.com
Love you!!! Hey I got some nice pants in Target hell, I thought of you while I was there too :) In a nice I hope that that roxy gets paid for sitting on her ass writing porn all day way.

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6/9/05 03:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heeeeee!! I like the way you think! *Biggrin*

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6/8/05 08:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lexii314.livejournal.com
EKKK!!! I know how you feel. My husband took our deck down 3 weeks ago Just to discover that if he hadn't one day soon we might have plummeted many feet . All the bottom boards where completely rotted. He had some one come to investigate the rest of the house and it was pretty bad all around. The result is now very expensive very load repairs. But my house is starting to look prettier by the day. So try Not to be too down about it. Just find someone CHEEP! That knows what they are doing. And see how much your home insurance is willing to fork up.

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6/9/05 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Good sound advice, much better than my initial reaction which was to torch the place...*G*

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6/8/05 09:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com
*passes whip*

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6/9/05 03:07 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*cracks knuckles* Thanks, sweetie!

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6/8/05 09:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] teot.livejournal.com
Termites? Yikes. I'd be freaking out and looking at the walls in fear.

And please, don't be too nice to the Target people.

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6/9/05 03:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
It's kind of gross--there are flying things everywhere...and I can assure you--I'm never too nice to Target people.
*grins*

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6/8/05 09:47 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
*sends you cabana boys with big, peacock-feather fans and tall, icy glasses of long-island iced tea*

*and a crew to build you a swimming pool in the back yard*

*smooooch*

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6/9/05 03:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAaaaaahhh! How well you know me, beloved! *kisshug*

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6/9/05 06:02 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Heeeeee.
I do.
*la la la*
*is smug*
*smooches you madly*

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