blerg.

[roxy]

I have this story, this Dis Pater bastard mapped out completely. I know what's up, I just can't get the characters to agree with me, little bitches. The whole crew is mocking me--mocking me I say! They keep saying things they're not supposed to. I write, I wait, I go back and read and I'm shocked by the stupid. Geez. Bastards.(that's right, all their fault, nothing to do with me)

Anyway, vacation time looms head of me, like a big old looming thing..sigh.

Talk about fun--let's drive from Jersey to Florida in the burning ass heat, yeah. Let's sit in the car for hours and hours and fight over the radio. I love Mr. Roxy, god knows I do but country music? I mean, I know he can't listen to Mobb Deep and Diplomats for more than an hour, okay, I get that...but country? And no offense meant to my country-loving friends here, I'm sure they are good people and all, but...

Did I mention we're also taking Baby Girl? Imagine this--cross a baby howler monkey with a lion and a cobra, put it in a barrel, shake real hard and then toss in the back seat of your car. And poke it a couple of times with a real sharp stick. yep.

we're also taking The Niece. Imagine Mother Theresa, a saint, an angel of mercy. Yes. She is. Until about the tenth hour of sitting next to Howler Cobra Kitty Girl. I swear, it'll be justifiable homicide....

So...who's going to be around in Virginia, Georgia and Florida? Can I stay with you instead? *wibbley lip* As long as you keep me in coffee and porn, I'm a wonderful house-guest. (except for that wet towels on the bathroom floor thingy and the sleeping til noon...did i mention i like breakfast in bed? Oh, and i like to eat pb&j samiches and watch TV in the nude. will that be a problem?)

Comments

[obsidian-rai.livejournal.com]

*chuckles and snugs you* Have I mentioned recently that I love you? *grins*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*mmmmmmmmm* Can I say I never ever get tired of hearing it? *kisskiss*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I'm in Virginia! Just bail out here on your way down. Wet towels and sleeping til noon work fine, and as for breakfast in bed - would tossing you a pop tart as I walk past your door be okay? You'd have to put up with two extremely nosey kitties who also like pb&j samiches, and they don't care what you do in the nude. :) I can get the husband to grill for us on command. He even does the dishes. And did I mention the big screen tv? *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Pop-Tarts are my fav!!!!

Sounds great! *kicks fam to the curb* Whoo and hoo! You had me at Pop-Tarts, but big screen TV, sealed the deal! :)

[beeej.livejournal.com]

MR and TW look really huge on the big screen. *vbeg*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*wibble*

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I bet Bruce wants to get laid before he leaves, doesn't he? Well, doesn't he???
*jumps a little*

Yay for vacation!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, let's see, I have a few days before I'm leaving--let me put it this way--some body is getting laid!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

You should be getting a medal for your altruistic mind!!

Or a radio station in the car of your choice on the way to Florida...

[graysong.livejournal.com]

Let's sit in the car for hours and hours and fight over the radio.

Psst, that's why they invented iPods / walkmans / etc. o_~
And if the driver has to deal with the ruckus from the back seat cuz the passenger is blissed out on their own music, well then serves them right! LOL

Have a safe trip and hopefully a sane one as well!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooooo! Duh!~ *kiss* thanks. I'm such a dinobrain!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Country music? AND driving to the South? Man, you have my sympathies. A little of that stuff goes a very long way with me.

Coffee and porn I got. Come to the NW sometime! No country music chez moi (precious little Mobb Deep, either, I'm afraid) and once the bathroom remodel is done, wet towels on the floor won't be a problem because it'll be made out of rock. As for breakfast in bed, well...how about breakfast up the street at a cute little gay-run place with the best omelette this side of the Rockies?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooo! How tempting! I'll help you celebrate the grand opening of your fabulous new bathroom. I'll even spring for breakfast--of course, I'll have to win the lottery first...

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Heh. Me too, after paying for the bathtub.

[treetracer]

Dude, what part of Florida?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oooh, tough question, I suck at geography...ummm, close to Tampa, I think! I'll find out more.

[treetracer]

Oh, too far south for me. Was going to say if you're passing through Jacksonville you and the family could stay overnight, but oh well. Have a safe trip!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's too bad--but hey, my pop was originally from Jacksonville. Back before the dinosaurs died out.