Help!

[roxy]

I'm feeling all disgustingly needy and whiny...could someone please tell me I'm not boring? No wait, could you tell me I'm cute...no, no! tell me my ass isn't flat--or too wide...Oo! Tell me I'm funny...I'm not feeling too funny today. Sigh. I just feel crappy and I shouldn't, things are going well.
Bleeeergh. Oh well. Whining is my middle name. no, really, it is. I swear!
Okay, I'm lying. Ann is my middle name. but it' such a boring name. My name is boring.... *sigh*
Help?

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*leans on you* Thank you--you make me feel like a million dollars--or kind of Joss-y! it's all cool! *grin*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention slaves.....cause see, I've been collecting research on this idea....ever since I saw something on the History Channel about the Ottoman Empire, and how there were not only female harems....there were also male harems. So of course I immediately got a plot bunny for Slave Master Methos. And Clark would make such a pretty harem boy. And Lex, well, I suppose he's going to insist on being Sultan. *snerk*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

You like that idea, huh? :)

[tabaqui]

Yesssssssssss!!
:)
*bounce*
And damnit, if you DO you'll have to message me since you're a friend of a friend and i won't see it!!
*gibber*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AAAACCKK!!! What do you want? Anything I have is yours, just pleeeeaase write that!

I loooove historic AU's! It's the new crack. *nods*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

You are not boring, darling heart, I love you and it is SO important to hear from you daily you have no idea!
*loves you*

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

hi cutie! ann is my middle name, too. Louise Ann. can you guess what dreadful thing i was called growing up?

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

aww... now don't go doing 'dat.

[big smoochy kisses right between your shimmery anime eyes]

[twirly bear hugs]

Feeling any better?

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Sultan?

Somehow I can't see Lex in those shoes and poofy hat, but the leader on horse back of a raiding clan?

Oh yeah, that I can see...particularly the image of Clark in his barely there tunic (and chains?) looking up to see Lex sword raised in triumph or directing other horse back raiders or something... maybe after striking down a guard who was about to abuse Clark... oooh Roxymissrose is right... this is addictive.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I feel a litle guilty begging for hugs, but I also feel pretty darn good for getting them! Thanks so much for the sorely needed mental hugs. you know I think you're pretty darn neat too! *shnoogles you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooo! she called me cutie! *floats*
did anyone dare to call you Lou-Ann? And I can spin a dozen variations but I love you, so I won't.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nodnod* I feel wonderful! A wee bit dizzy, but wonderful! *biggrin*

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you! *smooch*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I don't know about your ass being flat... but you are making me laugh. Of course you aren't boring, or funny, or cute. Wait. That's not right. Of course you're funny and cute and boring. No, that's not quite it, either. Bah.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sob* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you! *shmooches*
I lurve you too!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Bwaaahahahah! You! you are teh evol!
but I read between the lines and know that you are completely totally in love with me. In a platonic way of course. (Because I'm not about to have Sis kick my ass to the moon and back.)

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Who, me? Evol? You flatterer. But of course you are right about me being in love with you, you tiny little old person, you.

[sadiethenymph.livejournal.com]

*kisses*

You're one of the coolest people on my flist! You're so not boring!

Why is it the only times you post personal stuff is when my life is hectic (in a non-bad way) and my sympathies come late?!

Start having your bad points on MY DAYS OFF!! ;)

[beeej.livejournal.com]

And the funny thing is, it would be AU on the SV side, but not necessarily for HL. Methos could very well have been there. *g*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no frou frou clothes for this Sultan. I had more in mind of open robes that show a lot of bare chest. And bare feet. Yessss......more along the lines of Yul Brynner in The King and I. *makes more mental notes*

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Hey! Anne is my first name, and dammit, it's not boring. It's the name of queens! And authors! And wonderful actresses! It's a classy name, a name with noble Hebrew roots. It means "grace."

And plus? You rock. You write great smut. You are the only person in my flist to show interest in my dull old home remodeling project, possibly because you're the only grownup homeowner on my flist, and I love that!

[abisgirl.livejournal.com]

you are adorable and stay off my woman, thats my job

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

When I read your fic it really turns me on. Especially the kinkier stuff. You're one of my favourite clexy authors!

[(Anonymous)]

Nothing but respect for ya, Sis! *mmmmwaah*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OY! *faints*