Soooo, anyhoo...

[roxy]

...I'm thinking--and yes, I'm off today and in one of those moods...I'm thinking, recently there was a--what can we call it--mental explosion, in which a young lady asked to be paid for fic. She had very reasoned arguments as to why this would be a good thing. And my stars, how many times have I seen in author's notes “feedback or i won't write *insert title here* anymore.”

Thusly it occurs to me—Hey! fic is a valuable commodity. I know some of you really like some of the stuff I've done, if not asking me to “please god stop think of the children” is any indication--so, I have a proposal for you fine folks. Think seriously about this before you turn me down.

I, Mizz Roxy Rose, propose an exchange. In return for more of *whatever fic ya'll want* all I ask that you clean one room of my house.

Yes, that's it--just one room. Per thousand words.

A bargain, no? A simple vacuuming, dusting, shaking the pillows, brushing the curtains and wiping off the lampshades for deathless prose.

I further ask that if you’re one of the rare people who visit my journal for the pr0n, (tsk!) you do a load of laundry. Simple washing for a blowjob, a full load washed dried and folded for a three-some—this can be negotiated…This benefits all of us—I get to write full time with a clear conscious, you get what you want—literary gems of stunning genius…Mr Roxy might get confused but that could work out to your benefit too *koff* what? I really *HATE* housework…stop looking at me like that…No. I’m not pimping out my husband! unless it works?


So, there is my modest proposal—ooooooo!

I think I hear The Mr. Softee truck!!!!

Comments

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Hmmm!!
I wonder if I can get my house packed for some good Clex-in-bed-action??

I'll even throw in a chained up Lana who has to watch and serve them!
*ponders*

Damn, now I got a new plot bunny!!
*glares at Roxy*

See what you did???

;D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See what *I* did? Dang--I'm loading up the van with boxes...

[(Anonymous)]

shaking the pillows

is THAT what they're calling it nowadays??? ^_^

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*koff* goodness--I'm sure I don't know what you mean...*looks all innocent*

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Modest proposal indeed.

Lemme think.

:thinks for 1/2 a second:
Okay! And that's saying alot because me and cleaning? We don't get along. We're not on speaking terms.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whoo-hoo!!!!!! *buys more printer paper*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oops! Meant to add, I'll be making lists and passing them out. *grins*

[feliz581.livejournal.com]

What time should I be there in the morning? 8:30? Maybe 9:00? I will be armed with cleaning supplies and my "don't mess with me - sit down in that chair and get to writing mizz roxy" face!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

yeah babee!!! *brews giant pot of coffee*
I'll be waiting at 9:00ish *biggrin*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

You crazy girl!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Just crazy...or crazy like a fox? *leers*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you like to know? :leers back:

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I don't much care for cleaning...and I've got plenty of my own anyway. But how 'bout someone to do the cooking? I'm a helluva cook (you should taste my chicken & sausage gumbo). I can be there bright & early, and I'll even make you breakfast! *points at icon*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whoo-hoo! Just what I need!! And I love gumbo--and *waffles!* Everything's better with waffles!

*hugs and kisses all over your icon*

[tabaqui]

*cleans your living room with the Powers of my Mind!!!11!*

There. Now. I want...
Oh, wait. I still owe you birthday fic. Jayzus.

*scampers*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey you!! come back here!! *chases you*

[tabaqui]

*giggles madly*
*does that shrieky running thing as if you're my beau and i'm pretending to escape you*

*la la la*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*does that Pepe Le Pue thing where my feet only touch the ground every so often and I waggle my eyebrows and go 'Rrrower'*

[tabaqui]

*shriek*
*hand to brow*
La, sir!

Errr, M'am.
M'am-sir.

*runs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!! You is cwazzzzzzzeeeeeee!!!!
*hughughug*

[tabaqui]

*smooshes you*

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... House cleaning not much of a cleaner here, but do you need a gopher? I don't know with the cost of gas, it might be a worth a bit or two to be at your beck and call for all errands etc.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Be still my beating heart! I *always* wanted my very own gopher! Whoo-hoo!!!

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

a gopher with an army of amazon chanters no less. :-)

Btw... "More, more, more... more princess... more L&C...more... more... more...

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

Okay see there's a problem with this exchange. I have no idea where you live, I don't know outside of LJ and I don't think you want strange people you really don't know cleaning your house. yes I know how agrivating cleaning house can be, it sucks yes I know this. but it'll be okay just get stuff done room by room and then go write a blow job or how about after you finish cleaning a rooom go write porn. see it's not so hard. *g* please don't hit me it's only a suggestion. I'd help if I could really. *cough,cough* *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, suuuure you would, un-hunh! *grin* And lordy--house-work sucks soooo much! *poutpout*

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

umm can I friend you? Then I can see when you update which will hopefully be all the time. right? *hint,hint* *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

of course! I friended you already! *grin*

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

You friended me? awww I feel special now. *snorts*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*grins*