So, a tech geek and a soldier walk into a titty bar--then what?
...Intercepted message... One turns to the other says "Shit, I knew Sarge, was setting me up when he said this was the hottest place!" The geek looks to the gyrating half dressed girls then turns to his friend, "You're the one that asked for advice on where to go out tonight from a guy who is married and has 3 kids!" "Yeah but his brother on the other hand..." he said grinning. Which earned him an elbow to the ribs.
"Boys" They turned to the bartender. "Try a building that-a-way" Pointing to the side.
"You said no. 431" "No, 437" "1" "No, 7 see I wrote it down!" "It looks like a one" "Its a seven" he had to turn the page a bit to the side. "OK well it says 1 but its a seven!" "Why did you convince me to do this anyway?" "... Sarge said it was important to 'keep up the interest' when people are together for a while." "He takes his wife to a Titty bar?" "Well no, but he thought for us..." "Lets go home." "You don't want to go next door." "Well we could but..." "What?" "Well you see what she is doing? I can do that too!"
Sorry for the Hijack Miss Rose, have to say I'm not sure on the protocol for crapping so much in someones journal. But it just spewed out.
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9/8/05 08:26 pm (UTC)...Intercepted message...
One turns to the other says "Shit, I knew Sarge, was setting me up when he said this was the hottest place!"
The geek looks to the gyrating half dressed girls then turns to his friend,
"You're the one that asked for advice on where to go out tonight from a guy who is married and has 3 kids!"
"Yeah but his brother on the other hand..." he said grinning. Which earned him an elbow to the ribs.
"Boys" They turned to the bartender. "Try a building that-a-way" Pointing to the side.
"You said no. 431"
"No, 437"
"1"
"No, 7 see I wrote it down!"
"It looks like a one"
"Its a seven" he had to turn the page a bit to the side. "OK well it says 1 but its a seven!"
"Why did you convince me to do this anyway?"
"... Sarge said it was important to 'keep up the interest' when people are together for a while."
"He takes his wife to a Titty bar?"
"Well no, but he thought for us..."
"Lets go home."
"You don't want to go next door."
"Well we could but..."
"What?"
"Well you see what she is doing? I can do that too!"
Sorry for the Hijack Miss Rose, have to say I'm not sure on the protocol for crapping so much in someones journal. But it just spewed out.
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9/8/05 08:39 pm (UTC)"You don't want to go next door."
"Well we could but..."
"What?"
"Well you see what she is doing? I can do that too!"
BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!! Okay--strange, but definitely loads of fun!! I *love* being hi-jacked! *hug*
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9/8/05 11:49 pm (UTC)Not sure about the soldier. If he were a hunter, "rack," maybe . . . .
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9/9/05 03:28 am (UTC)