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Yesterday was Mr. Roxy's birthday--YaY Mr.Roxy. Still as cute as when I first set eyes on him, a tender little youth of 19. And here he is, 48. It hardly seems possible that so much time has passed. He was so completely innocent when I met him--poor thing. My friends and I must have seemed like people from another planet, but he was always so nice to them--it's one of the things that drew me to him, his willingness to accept other folks, no matter how strange or different or completely screamingly queer, he was unfailingly polite and kind. Kind of Old School southern upbringing without the bigotry.

So, he got many gifts and I made him dinner. I know it! Really, I swear, and not a box in sight--from...*SCRATCH!* (horses nigh in background, thunder)
After, we went out for dessert. My reasoning being, if there 's no birthday cake around I won't be able to eat the whole fucking thing myself. And then...well, let's just put this part under the cut, shall we? Wouldn't want to scar the children...

anyhoo-
and then we had the kind of sex that make your neighbors say Lord Jesus, call the police-someone's getting killed over there! Oh my god! Ladies, if you think I'm doing anything so rude as to brag--fuck yeah, I am! *does the butt-waggle dance of be jealous*

I’m sorry, that's not very mature is it?
BWAAAH-HAHAHA!!!!
I'm sure some of you are doing the mental equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALALA, but get used to it, old folks have sex--and some pretty freaky nasty sex at that. *purrrrrrs*

So tonight's the anniversary, 26 years, go us--but it's a work night so nothing going on special...ah well, can't complain, at least I'm still semi-gainfully employed. *grin* Talk to you later, at least those of you who haven't run off. *roxy be all grinnin'*
Kisses?
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9/15/05 08:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*leers* pretty fuckin' creepy, hunh?

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9/15/05 08:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by (Anonymous)
*avoids that cut like the m-f-ing plague*

I'm glad the Uncle had a nice birthday. I'd like to take him to that BBQ place he always talks about in philly. I miss you!!!

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9/15/05 08:38 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!!! That's what it's for! LOL!!!

He'd love that, call him, he's in Philly! *grin* love and miss you too, baby!

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9/15/05 08:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com
Old people get to have sex? Since when? You mean when I'm old I get to have sex? And wait a minute, if Mr. Roxy is 48 and I'm 43, you're saying I'm old.

Wait a minute? Then shouldn't I be gettin' some? I'm old, by you're logic.

:confused:

And Happy Birthday Mr. Roxy!

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9/15/05 08:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com
Oh, and happy anniversary too. You married your husband the day after his birthday? Why how sweet of you!

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9/15/05 09:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] supercaptain182.livejournal.com
There is only one thing to say:

You are my icon!

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9/15/05 10:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com
Hell, I'd brag if I had something worth bragging about!

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9/15/05 11:03 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Many Happy Belated Returns of the Day, Morgan Mr. Roxy!
Heeee.

And Happy, happy anniversary!
Wheeeeeeee!!
*smooches you all up*

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9/15/05 11:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com
Whoo hoo!
Happy Anniversary!

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9/16/05 02:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
WEll, get some yeet? How 'bout now?
Now?
I don't get it, you should be getting some now...

*griiiiiiiiiiiin*

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9/16/05 02:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Or how unimaginative! LOL!

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9/16/05 02:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*Grin* heeeeee!

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9/16/05 02:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*snorfle*

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9/16/05 02:49 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
*kisskiss*

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9/16/05 02:49 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Thank you! I got roses! *beams all happy*

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9/16/05 02:51 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com
I think you were having orgasms when you responded to this, or you were D_R-U_N-K!!

No. No. I don't *ever* get any. I don't even know where to go to get a little bit of any. I'm clueless.

I'm so inactive, and I have been for so long, I bet I've done growed back over. I probably could pass as as a virgin. :sighs:

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9/16/05 03:01 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Wow! I see! I'm all incoherent--sadly I'm just typing in the dark! lol!

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9/16/05 03:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com
Stop stop stop trying to *floop* or get *flooped* by your husband and answer LJ comments simultaneously. Stop.

Really. Got get yours, and then talk to the have nots, like me.

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9/16/05 03:39 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!!

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9/16/05 03:42 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fleegull.livejournal.com
So tonight's the anniversary, 26 years,

And here's to many, many more!!!

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9/16/05 03:59 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Awwwww! than you do much! *happygrin*

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9/16/05 03:59 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
or...*koffkoff* "Thank" you, yes...*blush*

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9/16/05 01:08 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] beet
Aww! Happy birthdays and anniversaries always make my hearty a little mushy. Sweet!

And then with the nasty sex!! *snerk* Good to keep the universe in balance, no?


Many more sweet years to you both!! *smooches to you and mr. r*

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9/16/05 02:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
YaY!!! I got Hooker!Lex icon for my anniversary!! Whoo-hoo!
Thank you so much, dear heart! *hughug*

yay, Roxy!

9/16/05 06:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] laceymcbain.livejournal.com
Congrats! Happy Birthday to Mr. Roxy, and happy anniversary too.

*snicker* You brag, baby. You brag all you want. *applauds*
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