Mmm! Smell The Insanity!

[roxy]

Aaah! It's that time of the month again, my dears! The part where I go absolutely barking nuts and make my beloveds' lives a miserable torment. I remember the good old days when I just used to get cranky and snappy, but now! Wow! Now it's all different. Now I go crazy. And, not satisfied with being nuts myself, I have to drive Mr.Roxy insane too. And how long does this last? Two weeks! Whoo-hoo! And as a finish, I question every positive thing about myself I know to be true, turn it on it's head and make it a fault. Yes! And I do this without mirrors!

I cry long into the night about what a crap mother I am, what a crap artist, and what a mutt of a writer I am. And this goes on and on and on until finally the hormone storm is over and a smile breaks out on my chubby little cheeks like a ray of sunshine. (and i look really cherubic whilst doing so--it's so adorable.)

Of course at this point, the family is eyeballing tramp steamers to Borneo and measuring me for a wooden box and seriously debating about forgetting the airholes. They’re holding interventions with each other. "No matter how satisfying it would be to blow her brains out, remember---blood stains, and cleaners cost a fortune."

If I start whining really really hard, and start crying about how lousy my peeps are treating me--take it with a grain of salt.

I swear to god--Paxil is the devil, it really is. I think it makes it worse and cutting down on the shit doesn't help either. The only thing that would help is...I don't know a three-way with Lex and Bruce and the sweetest little latex flogger....*sigh*

You know I love you, right? Look! mood thingy!

Comments

[feliz581.livejournal.com]

I am sending you hugs and chocolate and porn!

[beet]

Paxil!

My cousin named his cat that. 'Cause she was seriously calm. And his Mom was on it and the both found it funny.

Um...

Yeah. I got nothin.

Sorry babe. *sendskisses*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Me too. On Monday, someone asked me how I was doing, and I said, "I want to kill someone." She's all, okay! Just let me get out of your way! *g* Today I'm saying, "I'm so glad I started my period. I'd hate to feel this bad for no reason."

It'll pass.

[treetracer]

Goodness! Sorry you're feeling poorly, hon. :-/ *loves you back*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

*mixes up a batch of waffles*
*sends naked Lex over to deliver them*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

No, no, no! Latex is bad! Leather is *much* better for floggers.





Yep, that's all I got out of that whoooole entry. My reading comprehension astounds even me sometimes. *cuddles you*

[fromward.livejournal.com]

*nubs* three times over.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Hormone storm! What a GREAT term!

*snugs you*

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

//I cry long into the night about what a crap mother I am, what a crap artist, and what a mutt of a writer I am.//
::nods sagely:: Delusional I see. Obviously at night, you wander into some kind of Bizarro world where up is down and black is white and Lana is loved by all of us. Yes, just make sure you avoid Bizarro world 'cos it makes you think things like that.

[tabaqui]

*hugs you hard*
*makes you chocolate cake with real home-made cream-cheese icing*
*with sprinkles*

*sends it over with cabana bois*
*and Lex*
*and Bruce onna plate*

And, you know:
*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet pet*

*luffs you muchly*

[ender24]

sending you HUGE amounts of chocolate and sweets, and nekkid clark and Lex and Lucas and everyone has to play to your whims!!!

*send WAVES of PORNY thoughts*

[nehellania.livejournal.com]

*hugs, etc* justabi and lishel_fracrium told me that I had to friend you because you rock muchly, according to both. So yes. Hi! I've friended you. And for the record? I think you're a brilliant writer person!

[lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com]

*big hugs*

[teot.livejournal.com]

*hugs you*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I am sending you an on-line hug. If I could I would also send you some cookies, they make the world a better place.

[kitkat3979.livejournal.com]

*snuggles and hands you a flogger*

I've got cramps, so I'm grumpy too!

You are a great person, and I love being able to count you among my friends. From everything you've told us about your daughter and your neice you are a great mother, and your writing is wonderful.

*smooches*