Mmm! Smell The Insanity!

[roxy]

Aaah! It's that time of the month again, my dears! The part where I go absolutely barking nuts and make my beloveds' lives a miserable torment. I remember the good old days when I just used to get cranky and snappy, but now! Wow! Now it's all different. Now I go crazy. And, not satisfied with being nuts myself, I have to drive Mr.Roxy insane too. And how long does this last? Two weeks! Whoo-hoo! And as a finish, I question every positive thing about myself I know to be true, turn it on it's head and make it a fault. Yes! And I do this without mirrors!

I cry long into the night about what a crap mother I am, what a crap artist, and what a mutt of a writer I am. And this goes on and on and on until finally the hormone storm is over and a smile breaks out on my chubby little cheeks like a ray of sunshine. (and i look really cherubic whilst doing so--it's so adorable.)

Of course at this point, the family is eyeballing tramp steamers to Borneo and measuring me for a wooden box and seriously debating about forgetting the airholes. They’re holding interventions with each other. "No matter how satisfying it would be to blow her brains out, remember---blood stains, and cleaners cost a fortune."

If I start whining really really hard, and start crying about how lousy my peeps are treating me--take it with a grain of salt.

I swear to god--Paxil is the devil, it really is. I think it makes it worse and cutting down on the shit doesn't help either. The only thing that would help is...I don't know a three-way with Lex and Bruce and the sweetest little latex flogger....*sigh*

You know I love you, right? Look! mood thingy!

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wow! *admires you* You're my hero! Stick to what's important, that's you! :)

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Well, there are other people who love you and all that rot. It's my job to make sure you hold on to your sanity and not do something crazy like play with latex.