Shees! What a perv!!

[roxy]

I'm trying to work on Bros an Heroes--this next bit is just one long long porn fest. I'm trying but every time I try to steer it in one direction, it just loops right back to the AS. Tut. I am of course horrified at my self. look--my look of horror:
^^^^
x__@

see? there's my hair and my eyeballs...


okaaaay--enough dicking around...back to...dicking around? *grin*

Comments

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

But if "Le Ass Sex" is your forte, your calling, your reason to be alive and your reason to uh uh uh whatever...

Write the Ass Sex. I love teh Ass Sex myself. I love reading about the Hot Man Ass Sex. Yesss. I dooooooooo.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I believe it must be my calling...it pops up so frequently....

Clark and Lex have breakfast

"Some eggs with your toast, my dear?"
"Why thank you, yes, that would be lovely."
"Drop trou' for you, my dear?"
"Why yes, that would be lovely."
He clears table in a sweeping motion, flinging all but the butter to the floor.

Clark and Lex go to the the post office

"Stamps my dear?"
"thank you, yes."
Shall I lick them for you?"
"Why yes, thank you."
Clark clears the customer desk, sweeping everything but the damp sponge to the floor, rips open Lex's trouser and licks...

Clark and Lex go to the Acme
"Should we get olive oil, Clark?"
"And chocolate sauce!"

Lex stared up at the florescent lights of the grocery store and thought there was no accounting for alien tastes--olive oil and honey--yuck--it did go down smoothly though....

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Dear goddess. You are a genius!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blushes modestly*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

*Keep dicking around* Dicks are great.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!Naughty!!