Amusing!

[roxy]

I thought this was funny enough! I giggled a lot reading them!

When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill


-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it"
-- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
-- Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
-- Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
-- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
-- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
-- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
-- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
-- Billy Wilder

Comments

[juxtoppozed.livejournal.com]

OMG. I love this list. Especially the Hemingway/Faulkner exchange (but Earnie dear, it's not you simple language... you're boring, too). And the ear of van gogh thing. This is kind of why i like the elder Gilmores on GG. They say the bitchest things in the most polite language :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I love that kind of thing so much!

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

LMAO! CLASSIC! And classy.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

We're all about the class here at Story Corner! Watch out forthat spittoon, kid.

[kattahj.livejournal.com]

This was great! *adds to memories* Thanks for these!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My pleasure!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Faulker/Hemingway! MRRAAR! >^^

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*goggle*
try to pretend she did not slash old dead guys....

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I kinda meant Faulker vs Hemingway... in a catfight sort of way... eep

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! DOYOU SEE????? *SEE* how the fic is ruining my life? Or at least making me way pervy. >(

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

RUINED? Or made it BETTER? >:3

I'm sorry. I'll be more careful in throwing those slashmarks around.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!
That reminds me of Invader Zim!!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Zimmy was kinda what I had in mind when I typed that. Hee.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You have seriously the best taste ever! *bows*

[chimosa.livejournal.com]

Aw. man, these were awesome thanks so much for sharing! I love Oscar Wilde so much but I think my favorite had to have been:

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill, in response

God! So classy! So bitchy! *So* *good*!

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite one too! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

So much fun to read! It was my pleasure to share!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Classy bitchy--two great tastes together! mmmm!

[tabaqui]

OH, yis. Insults that *mean* something! Nice nice.
*smoooches you all up*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OOooooo! Aaaaaah!
Smoochies!!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

They had such ways with words. We need that nowadays.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right? it just doesn't exist anymore--or it's looked down on as being elitist.