BLAAAARGH...

[roxy]

So, if there was a happy ending ot Deal,would you be disappointed? I know everything pointed to a horrible fucked up car crash of an ending but suddenly, as I was leaning out of the window and calling out encouraging words to the little children (Yo, you baby gangbangers, get the eff off my drive 'fore I break my foot off in yor azz--) suddenly a little blue bird landed on my shoulder.
"Hey Roxy," it said, "Cheer up, life is grand--and it's perfectly okay to have the three of those boys living together in harmony! In fact, if you end the story with a big old twisted sex scene with the ESPn and everything, and lots of dick, don't forget that--I bet everyone would go for it." and then it chirped and whistled and tasted good in a stew, but that's a story for another time!

Unh...I'm working on it, really I am.

Oh, and that thing where I said I wasn't going to write for a while? *looks all shifty eyes* Yeah, might have *koff* blatantly lied exaggerated a bit.

Comments

[ex-lexsbabym701.livejournal.com]

Happy ending?! What!?

I feel completely betrayed. I feel like Clark did when he walked in on Lex and Lana gettin' busy on the pool table.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Aww! But don't you remember the happy ending to that--you know, where they made Clark jerk off in front of them, and then Lex screwed him while Lana blew him? Remember that? And then they all had hot chocolate in front of the fireplace and strung cranberries and popcorn to make garlands to decorate the...tree...wait...am I confusing that happy ending with another?....

[ex-lexsbabym701.livejournal.com]

...fireplace...

Please don't throw Lex in the fire, Roxy. I don't think I can take it again.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BWAAAHAHAHAAA!!
Please girl!! I'm not that much a monster! *G*