The Wrongness

[roxy]

So, my niece and her friend rented a gay porn video tonight...tsk! Terrible.No really, it was terrible. Actually they rented two, but one was shiny when it came out of the box, and wouldn't play...we washed our hands.

Also? Gay porn is every bit as tedious as het porn, only not as annoying.And the skin is better--less blemishes.The one tonight pretty much skipped any thing non-essential, like oh, a plot,or even any slight reason a to why Teh Action was taking place. Sort of a refreshing minimalism.Very avant-garde.

And! In America, you can go your whole life I guess and never see an uncircumcised penis.Or, at least I have. Until tonight. It's true you never stop learning.Tonight I learned that uncircumcised penis' are kind of...I don't know silly- cute looking? and ass-sex takes on an entirely different dimension when seen from below.

I watched it in the spirit of research, cause you know me, I'm all about the research.So, my verdict on this particular film?

We-ell, we were kind of laughing a lot,so I don't know...it was better by a mile than the het stuff I've seen.Phleech! The women are just so--ew in the few(very few ) I've seen.

If *I* were making a movie? My first order of business would be pretty people! No one wants to see a pimply ass, or the lack of dental care...pretty people would be number one. And more than one camera,and maybe hire someone who knows how to use it.

Ok. Shuttin up now....(it was kind of cute in a goofy way though)

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty people would be good.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Thank you!I mean,how hard could it be to fiind them?

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing really pretty people can get work besides screwing each other on film for cash. For instance, Tom Swelling would be great in porn...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, starring with that fine actor, BoBo Ecktstien...

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Bow-chick-a-bow-bow...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

"So, what do I ...owe you...for...the ...pizza?"

[justabi.livejournal.com]

"I take cash or trade." *leers*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

"Welll..how about...*tucks cash in jean waist band, licks lip*
Both....'

chick -a-bow-bow-

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*slips hand in front of jeans* "As long as it's hard currency." *fondles*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I think you'll like...*spreads legs*...my bills...

(yeah, that was a stretch, but you killed me!)

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*pulls wad of hundreds out of jeans* *puts hand back in, rubs head* "And such a big tip."

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I bow to you. You *are* WonderWoman!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Yep, I am so the queen of the porny pun.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Fun game.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*gasp!revives you with gay porn*

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

*springs back to life*

You know me so well already.

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
I've never seen strictly gay porn, just het and bi-sexual.
And yeah - a great big NO to pimples, stretch marks, hair, blobby butts, big guts that sway and jiggle, and big tits that point at the floor. I mean, i go to a pagan festival every year, i get my FILL of that sort of thing!
Pretty people for sure!
I've wanted to watch some gay porn, to just see what the 'focus' was, what was important and what wasn't...but hey!
Now i can just rely on YOU to tell me!
Hee.
And save myself from the horrors of badly-done Ass-Sex.
:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

great big NO to pimples, stretch marks, hair, blobby butts, big guts that sway and jiggle, and big tits that point at the floor. I mean, i go to a pagan festival every year, i get my FILL of that sort of thing! *snorf* *puts on reporters hat * ask away! I are a fount of information *giggle*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Forgot to ask, when do you need runaway? (is so good, btw)

[tabaqui]

I AM countin' on YOU, Ms. Thang!
Heeeee.

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, pretty people are a must. And also the ability to say the few lines you have to utter in a half-way convincing manner. ::grin:: Where do they get those people?!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*shudder* Ooo, I don't even want to *imagine* where they come from...