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[roxy]

Sick, plus PMS, plus sad, makes for a poopy little Roxy. I'm posting the end of LNL and then I'm going to try and keep Whit and Clark out of bed. Me--I'm staying in bed. Gosh, it never fails to thrill me that I can do this in my jammies, under my big fat comforter. You young people have no idea how amazing the world is to us old guys--porn on demand, at all hours, fresh for the perusing, and right at your fingertips...no sticky floors, no weirdly lit and grimy shops. It's like a miracle. *koff* if you can use miracle and porn in the same paragraph.

Anyway, hurty, ick and feeling sorry for myself. I want a Stonybrook chocolate yogurt so bad right now. Can you get me one? Please? *koffkoffsiiiigh*

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well...*weak little cough, watery eyes* An update of any of your stories would really, really *trembly lip* make me feel better. *siiiiiiigh, slight collapse*
That wasn't over the top, was it?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*griiiin*