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[roxy]

Is anyone else not getting their comments? I'm getting comments from two days ago, but not new comments. I was feeling kind of...neglected. *hugeshimmeryeyes* I check my mail and I hear from nobody but my Nigerian uncle I didn't know I had who wants to give me millions (won't be long now, everybody!)and some woman who wants to have sex with me after I enlarge my penis (gosh, I don't know how to tell her, she seems so nice, and I hate to disappoint her..)

Why, if this was Smallville, and I was Lex--instant evil!!! Yes, pushed over the edge by no comments, I would immediately sleep with your girlfriends, or, y'know, boys friends, SOs--whatever--and then, I'd start keeping mutants in my previously non-existent basement lab, and plan to take over the world...or something, I don't know why I'm doing it, it just suddenly seemed like a good idea.

I should probably go back to bed.

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[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Don't cry. I just pretend that all my comments are lost in the interwebs, and that all my friends just forgot to send me invitations to those parties, and all those boys lost my phone number, accidentally, not on purpose and and and.... sniff sniff.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
But that's just what happened! Really! *roxy plan to hunt down crummy boys and kill them all because, evol now!*