My SV dream
1/27/07 06:44 pmThis is what I hope happens on the last season of SV.
Lois says gosh, I'm a waste of human meat, and I wish to atone. I must devote the rest of my life to good works. What say you, cousin? Take my name and go out into the world as Lois Lane, intrepid girl reporter, for henceforth I shall be known as Sister John Wayne.
Clark realizes that Chloe is even more attractive when she calls herself Lois, and so the world's greatest love affair begins. (well second greatest, Clark's got his backdoor man, you know. In more ways than one....)
Lois says gosh, I'm a waste of human meat, and I wish to atone. I must devote the rest of my life to good works. What say you, cousin? Take my name and go out into the world as Lois Lane, intrepid girl reporter, for henceforth I shall be known as Sister John Wayne.
Clark realizes that Chloe is even more attractive when she calls herself Lois, and so the world's greatest love affair begins. (well second greatest, Clark's got his backdoor man, you know. In more ways than one....)
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1/28/07 01:46 am (UTC)Sorry, my Peter Pan syndrome kicks in ocassionally. ;)
Love the Lois/Chloe switch! Would be awesome. And ummm... Clark/Lex/Lois(Chloe) threesomes are fun. ;)
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1/28/07 04:20 am (UTC)But I don't see why Clark couldn't date her before dating Lois. I mean if the writers had any sense of talent and consumated Clana in season 3 or 4 in a satisfying way before breaking them up, moved him on (because this is what NORMAL people do. MOVE ON.) to Chloe a year later and worked that partnership like a working thing to balance the Evol!Lexana. Lois is supposed to be a future relationship. So... Lois has some years to lose some of her more irritating qualities, start smoking again, and GO THE FUCK TO COLLEGE.
But your proposition has merit (since the writers don't have a sense of talent). Canonwise, Lex and Clark are more googly over Lois than Lana. And I get the impression that Chloe doesn't consider Lex a possibility on his own, but wouldn't mind a threesome. :D
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1/28/07 03:58 pm (UTC)Heeeee! Oh...really? Chloe wouldn't mind, hmm? *G*
I really wish they'd move past Lana already. Her story line with Lex should be enough. I wonder if the TPTB realize they've practically written themselves into a corner in which Lex is going to have to whack her--can you see it ending any other way?
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1/28/07 06:18 pm (UTC)There are ways of making all of this interesting, but... alas, the writers just learned how to read, so I'm not holding my breath. If they were patient and knew the seventh season was coming, Lana and Lex could marry and we could slowly watch him crush her soul Lionel style. Clark would give up and start fighting Lex over um... important stuff. *shrug* But I doubt they have any patience for any storyline.
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