Who? What? Mariposa?

[roxy]

Geez, children...I wanted to perk up a dull bit of the story with a leeeetle sex. So what happens? I cut the dull bit and just leave the sex. Lots of it. I think I'll just close out the story with non-stop sex. I should have Clark, Lex, Pete and Chloe in a four-some. Yeah, just lots of noise and fluids and shifting positions. Boy, I bet a foursome with three guys and one girl would be nearly impossible to keep straight--a threesome is a hair yanker, trust me. You practically need a blueprint and really, those things need a beta. And a spotter. And maybe someone standing by with orange slices and water bottles...ooo, or little truffles. Yummm. And you shouldn't have to stop to eat them either, the spotters should just feed you--but carefully of course...Hmmm.

maybe i should just take some Nyquil and put my jammmies on....

Comments

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

You had me all excited about the non-stop sex until you threw in Pete and Chloe. Love them both... but unless it's Whitney or Bruce, Clark and Lex belong by themselves. ;) I'd volunteer to be a truffle feeder for Clark and Lex if you need. *evil grins*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'd volunteer to be a truffle feeder for Clark and Lex if you need

What, give up all my truffles????

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Clark and Lex wouldn't mind sharing. Especially if you let them have lots and LOTS of sex. ;)

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Somehow I think Pete would get kicked out of bed. He just doesn't have any luck, poor baby.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! true, true! Poor boy!

[danceswithgary]

Poor neglected Pete. He'll just have to live the good life in LOE instead. :-P

And so where exactly do the orange slices go? No wonder you need diagrams. *grin*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!! Omigaaaawd, we, like, *eat* the orange slices--*duh*! we need our vitamin C, tchah!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*griiiiiiiiiin*