Awwwww!

[roxy]

I just watched Thomas get kilt on Special Unit Two...What a cutiiiieee!! OMGoodness, my sweetie--he was just too cute for words! *happysigh*

Now that he's thirty, that means there's only a 23 year gap between the two of us...whatya think my chances are? How about if I'm wearing strawberry-banana lip-balm? *believes in the magic power of lip-balm*

Comments

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

There's a 17-year age gap between me and the Tomster now. I suppose I'd have a pretty good chance if I managed to roofie him, then drag him into my bedroom in the dark. Of course, he'd probably wake up in the morning next to me screaming his head off! Bwa!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

mmmmm...I kinda like the way you think...*koff* no screaming with a ball-gag, y'know....

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, good point!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I am but a humble disseminator of knowledge....*blushes in a modestly becoming way*

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, the lip-balm. That will do it. *grins*

Thanks to you, I actually figured out the age gap between me and Tom and thought - well, that's not too bad. *facepalms*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!!!
*runs off to buy boxes of lip-balm*

[danceswithgary]

There is no way he could resist you! When do you leave for Vancouver? :-D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wooo-hoo! Come with me--we'll disguise ourselves as--nuns!

[danceswithgary]

Perfect! Because nuns wouldn't scare him as much as clowns, my first choice. Clowns are really scary, you know. Even with lip-gloss on.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Jesus! Clowns!!!! Heck yeah, no clowns--we want him--unh...you know--up for the visit, not under the bed screaming! Lip-balmed clowns...*SHUDDER*

[danceswithgary]

I now have visions of waking up from the anesthesia tomorrow and having my husband ask me why I was telling Tommy not to run away, that I'll take my cowl off and use lip-balm!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

first with the laughing and then like Sherlock Holmes I zero in on the important part--anesthesia? you told me something I forgot because I'm a doddering old lady? And forgive me if I should know why. eeep!

[danceswithgary]

Sorry, didn't mean to give you heart palpatations. Just a colonoscopy, nothing serious, just damned uncomfortable right now with all that liquid you have to drink (and the resultant effects). I didn't post anything about it because the litany of tests I've gone through the last 9 months is boring, especially since they haven't figured out what's wrong yet. I'm waiting for someone to call and say they want to write me up in some weird medical journal. *rolls eyes at medical profession*

I just think what people say when they're re-surfacing can be hilarious - I know my husband will most likely be teasing me for weeks...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*pats and holds your hand* Been there, been there. The drugs are fun, though...*grin*

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Your plan is perfect only I think you should go with watermelon lip-balm.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...yes, yes...a nice light summery taste, with a hint of sweet and a lovely melon finish...excellent choice!

[tabaqui]

He died?! He *died*???!!!!!!!!!
You spoiled me, you hooooooooooooor!!!
*sobs*

....


Um. What are you talking about?
You said 'lip balm'.
I have some chapstick - wanna share?
:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Thomas had a tiny bit part on an old ep of a canceled TV series, Special Unit Two--probably his first acting credit! and he got deded, boo-hoo!

Ooooooo...sharing chapstick--*waggles eyebrows*
fresh!!!

[tabaqui]

Ooh, baby!Tommy!
:)

*slips you tongue cherry chapstick*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*
OOOOO! tongue cherry!! my fav!!

[xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com]

You don't need the power of lipbalm roxy, your just so sexy he'll be blow away fall at ur feet and obviously offer himself up to you. Like any self respecting toy boy would do.

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

I'm all about lip smacker. Blueberry's my fave.

I knew that was the Tommy episode and I set my reminder for it, but I fell asleep :(

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

Considering you've declared yourself my Internet-mother, I would like Tom Welling to be my Internet-stepfather now, plzkthnx. Get him, girl!

PS: He is, like, only seven years older than me. :-P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

woo-hoo! Saddle up the horses, Baby, I'm about to go rope you a Daddy!!

PS: He is, like, only seven years older than me. :-P

Whaaaa!! It just makes me feel even more like a perv!!