woe is mir

[roxy]

Transference has abandoned me, the bitch. Nothing, not a word, and stalled because I'm not sure what happens to Jerry, and Clark's not taking to the arm twisting too well.

Yer Mother: You love him, you little bitch! Admit it! Stop thinking about his past and start thinking about some damn assex, right now!!!

Clark: But Ma! he's a killer! A gangster, a goon!

Yer Mother: You'll never do better than him, honey--he has looks, money, a great sense of humor and an enormous doinky--where are you gonna get all that in one package?

Clark: But Ma! He's a killer!

Yer Mother: Oh fuck, if you're just going to keep nit-picking....



you ever notice how when people say someone has a great sense of humor, they hardly ever do?

Comments

[morganichele.livejournal.com]

*chokes* lol. I'm sorry about the abandonment. *hugs you and provides drinks*
You know, I've had people tell me I have a really good sense of humor, but it's totally not true. I'm the cheesiest person, and I know this for a fact because my 10 year old is a little clone. Together...we're like an evil horribly-bad force of bad-joke-nature. See? That made no sense, and I'm totally laughing. *rolls eyes at self*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.... maybe if you provide Lex/Liam with Kryptonite studded shackles and a nice whip, he can convince Clark to cooperate? ;)

[danceswithgary]

Nooooo, I want more.

Clark, Clark, Clark, no one is that fucking perfect. Admit you love him and take to the bed, together!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Put Clark in a pair of these and spank him some. Maybe that'll help and it'll sure make you feel better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballet_boot

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

That Clark. *shakes head* Picky, picky, picky!