woe is mir
9/27/07 09:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roxyTransference has abandoned me, the bitch. Nothing, not a word, and stalled because I'm not sure what happens to Jerry, and Clark's not taking to the arm twisting too well.
Yer Mother: You love him, you little bitch! Admit it! Stop thinking about his past and start thinking about some damn assex, right now!!!
Clark: But Ma! he's a killer! A gangster, a goon!
Yer Mother: You'll never do better than him, honey--he has looks, money, a great sense of humor and an enormous doinky--where are you gonna get all that in one package?
Clark: But Ma! He's a killer!
Yer Mother: Oh fuck, if you're just going to keep nit-picking....
you ever notice how when people say someone has a great sense of humor, they hardly ever do?
Yer Mother: You love him, you little bitch! Admit it! Stop thinking about his past and start thinking about some damn assex, right now!!!
Clark: But Ma! he's a killer! A gangster, a goon!
Yer Mother: You'll never do better than him, honey--he has looks, money, a great sense of humor and an enormous doinky--where are you gonna get all that in one package?
Clark: But Ma! He's a killer!
Yer Mother: Oh fuck, if you're just going to keep nit-picking....
you ever notice how when people say someone has a great sense of humor, they hardly ever do?
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9/28/07 03:47 am (UTC)Clark, Clark, Clark, no one is that fucking perfect. Admit you love him and take to the bed, together!
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9/28/07 05:24 am (UTC)