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[roxy]

...he's just pretty.

I've got a great idea--how about I just give you all my stories and ya'll write them for me? I can give you cookies too. I'd give you a back rub with it, but I am to massage as Elaine Benes was to dance. Painful, erratic and you're praying for death before it's over. Mr. Roxy only tolerates them because I always finish up with a happy ending...I had to stop giving massages at work...no, no, kidding, I'm a kidder! Unless you want the happy ending...?

It's getting colder every day here in my little corner of heaven, and it makes me want to sleep all the time. I'm getting up at the asscrack of dawn, to get to work at nine o'clock--in the AM! What the hell kind of uncivilized time is that? I should still be stark naked and lounging in a bubble filled tub at that time of day.

Who said spoiled bitch? You in the back...


My job has it's highs and lows lately. It was interesting today--once I got over the shock of being awake so early. Don't you hate cashiering? I hate cashiering. So many strange people staring at me, wanting things from me, scaring me...especially the ones who want to be your oldest and dearest friend in the few minutes we're forced to interact. Can't I just do my job efficiently and speedily, without us promising to always write, and putting each other in our wills? What is it with Americans? Or does this weird bogus best friend forever thing happen in other countries too? It *still* freaks me when some total stranger calls me by my name. Stop that--it's creepy as hell.

Totally OT, but every once in a while I catch Dark Angel repeats on the SCiFi channel, and I was totally boggled that the reason I was watching wasn't Michael Weatherly but Jensen Ackles. A baby, tiny, girly, itty-bitty slip of a Jensen. My word, he's turned into such a very very very handsome man. Isn't it odd how someone can sneak up on you and steal your heart like that? I really thought he was a waste of meat on SV, and yet now, I'd like to shampoo his hair. Which is a delicate euphemism for 'fuck him till the neighbors call the cops.' I would say 'fuck him until we're limp and wet' but I am a woman of refinement, after all. It would be wrong to say I'd go down like the Titanic given half the chance....

Um...what was the point of all of this?

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ach, it's so easy to be a loon--much harder to write a story! *wink*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

haha! i recognize that urge. till the neighbors call the cops, eh? lovely. :)

i got to work at 8:30 this morning, and it's too damn early, i tell you that.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee!

got to work at 8:30 this morning, and it's too damn early, i tell you that.

Right? Barbarians, I tell ya!

[danceswithgary]

Um...what was the point of all of this?

Making me guffaw?

It worked, BTW.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!
my work here is done.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

I haaated it when customers would read my name tag and call me by my name. It's so creepy, plus my first name is a little unusual (amberly) and people would make comments about it which I also found hella annoying.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I knew I couldn't be the only one who found it creepy! I've never called anyone by their name--that tag is just a signal letting folks know you work at whatever place it is, not an invitation to be best buds! *shudder*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

You better leave Jensen alone, girl. I don't think he could take it from a woman like you!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sigh* You're right, he's way too young to be spoiled for anyone else ever in this lifetime. You know what they say...once you've had Roxy...years and years of intensive therapy just begins to scratch the surface...

Say, do I have your correct address? I was looking thorugh cards from last year, and I wasn't sure. I blame it on advanced age.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I'm still right here where I was last year, where I've been for the last 11 years. I've gathered moss.

Yes, if he tasted your wares he'd never be able to have another. Poor baby.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's sad. That's why I don't fling my wares about, I was having to stack the ruined boys up in the shed--such a pain, tsk.

Oy...who was it that moved then? Dang. Well, good,I have your address. Expect a carton the size of an appliance box, with holes poked all in the side...*koff* Have coffee ready. Unless I miscalculate, in which case, have Hefty bags waiting....

heh. ;)

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Are you sending me a man? I hope he doesn't rot before he gets here. That would be kind of sad. And stinky.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*roxy climb back out of box*

sending you a man? in a box? ah-hah--don't be silly, my goodness! as if!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

what was the point of all of this?

Doesn't matter... you made me giggle. :D

Now... I'm going to go drool over your icon. Do you mind? ;D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my stars no, here's a lovely soft napkin just for you!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I can't drool over Ryan, or that I can, but only if I have a soft napkin? ;D

*accepts napkin and wipes off keyboard*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh you certainly may, it's almost required--and the soft napkin is because I love you. I don't want harsh fibers chapping your delicate lips. *smooch*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Awwww.... that's why I love you. You let me have fun and make sure I'm comfy doing it. :D *tackle hug*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

There is a package winging it's way to you.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*Does happy dance!*

Hooray!!! Thank you so much! *hugehugs*

*is hypnotized by your icon*

[vegas-nolan.livejournal.com]

Going down like the Titanic, huh? I love you Roxy. Also, Ryan Reynolds is pretty.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*grins*
He's a very pretty man. :)

[xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com]

YOU!!!! didn't know that jensen was in dark angel omg **faints** Ben and Alec. Dies from the overload of spendid-ness that is Jensen back in that time. **tears up just remembering**

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! *hugs*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

It *still* freaks me when some total stranger calls me by my name. Stop that--it's creepy as hell. See? That's what happens when you wear a name tag! You should have a name tag that says, "That's MISS Bitch to you!" But you are a woman of refinement. *g*

Jensen Ackles was totally the cutie on Dark Angel. I loved that show! Damn, I still hate that it got cancelled!

You know, your opening paragraph gives a whole new meaning to me calling myself 'happy ending girl' when I talk about the kind fanfic I like. And yet, it is still appropriate.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That's MISS Bitch to you!" But you are a woman of refinement. *g*
but see, when you add the Miss to Bitch, it's instantly refined. *nods*

<your opening paragraph gives a whole new meaning to me calling myself 'happy ending girl' when I talk about the kind fanfic I like. And yet, it is still appropriate.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *nods frantically*

[tabaqui]

Bweeeeeeeeee!
You know, when i worked the registers at the grocery in Olathe, i didn't mind it at all. I had my 'regulars' and it was fun. One old guy brought me bread that he'd made in his bread machine every day! Very cute.
:)

*uh, no, i didn't eat it. i lied and said it was tasty but it went right into the trash*

Anyway - yes! Baby!Jensen in Dark Angel is alarmingly cute! I need to own that show. Are the dvds on sale at the Tar-jay?
*smoooches you all up and down*

I wanna watch the SPN boys shampoo *each others* hair.
*la*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, department stores don't really allow regulars. Too bad.

The DVDs are at Target! I only see season 1, though. Which seasons do you want?

[tabaqui]

Um - i think there were two seasons. Lemme check... Yup, only two seasons.

How much is it? It's pretty damn cheap on Amazon, even though i hate buying from Amazon...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I have to go in tomorrow, so I will find out what's what, beloved! I think the first season is 19.99, but I'll find out for sure. *huggles*

[tabaqui]

Ooh, that's cheap!!
*bounce*
You roxor. Thank you!
*smoooooch*

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Urgh once a customer read my name tag, asked if my name was really Naomi, I said yep it certainly is, and then he just said "Oh dear", and walked off. WTF???

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Geez--what an asshole!!! *pets you*

[tabaqui]

I can't not meme *you*!!!
I luff you!
So do me these, pretty please!
*smoooooooooch*









*la*
*twirls you*

*shmooch!*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

1)kyanoswolf made this--it's a cap of The Batman. I use it when things are going crazycakes for me. Bonus--it's Batman/Joker, one of my OTPs :)

2) Love is mine, and it's a painting by an artist I really need to find again so I can say where it came from! *blushes* Anyway, helping your beloved to look spiffy says love to me. Like that scene where Lex fixes Clark's bowtie...*sigh* Love.

3) Mame! And I love you, thank you!! I use it when I'm feeling carefree, or when I *want* to feel carefree. ;)

4) Lex is beautiful, and in black and white even more so. This one's by gilles. It's so weird how Lex is just fascinating to me, he looks so mysterious and sexy and Mikey's just a big old adorable goof, like the guys I used to hang out with way back in the day.

5)Clark--pretty, so very pretty. *g* Hero made this, and I stole it. I steal her icons a lot. :)

6)Isn't the angel beautiful? I've been looking for a proper icon for sad times, you know--something that expresses the sadness I feel when someone is in pain, has had a loss. Since we can't use our expressions, we have to find something that projects emotion, yes? <lj user="strlingdrgnfly" made the perfect icon I think. 7) and the old guy is Toby, Lex's hippie viet-nam vet 'doctor'. To me, he was a field surgeon in the Nam, and takes odd jobs now, from guys like Lex...he's a real cool guy in Fanon, lol! He's me--old, crabby, but still kicking! :) OOOo, this was fun!

Re: *shmooch!*

[tabaqui]

Batman and Joker! Heeeeeee. That would be fun as hell.

Ooh, i like your thinking behind 'love'. So sweet!

Life is a banquet! Wheeeee!

He *is* very arresting to look at, Mr. L is... :)

Too pretty for words. Just gag him, please.
*la*

It's a lovely angel, yes, and i know what you mean...

Ooh! 'Nam vet! I have such a tender spot in my heart for those guys. How cool!

Thanks for playing, bay-bee!
*smoooooooooooooooooches you*