Okay, no screwing up my joy: the shallow report

[roxy]

Call me a fool, call me crazycakes if you want but I loved this ep. Probably not the way they wanted me too, but it was completely fascinating and I feel rejuvenated--they still love each other--so much!!! So much bitterness, so much loved turned upside down.

I was happy that Clark got him some. Actually, happy as I was that Clark got laid—hey, I'm happy for anyone getting the good--but that was pretty stupid, really. I think canon established that Clark and Lois get it on with no problems and by the looks of it they get it good. This sonic boom business was the writers inner asshole little boys coming out to play. It took AliemBoy a long time to get the hint too. Me, I would have been all, "You're super? Thank fuck! Strip. Bend over." But that's just me.

It galls me beyond all belief that Clark takes Lionel into his confidence--it's stupid, it's as if the boy doesn't have a brain or an ounce of self-preservation. (Hello, SV? Being good does not equal dumb) Personally, I think in a way that Lionel warning Clark was just his version of screwing his son's woman again.

Lex, Lex Lex, I liked you in this ep. You looked gooood. You were hot. The scene where Lex confronted Clark in the farmhouse? Oh my--spit, rinse, repeat. *That* my dears was classic hoyay, even if it was turned on it's ear…and pretty darn hot even so. I took the kiss as misdirected passion. I know who he was thinking of. *nods*

As far as my girl, Hamsterina, I'm telling you, that crazy bitch is not Lana. I'm not even talking Clona--she seemed too OOC to me, almost as if I was writing her. There was nothing in her character up to this point that indicated to me that she'd behave this callously at all, unless they're finally admitting she's some kind of mutant and now it's Crazy Time. I don't like her, but still—they didn't seem to be building *this* kind of person at all. Does being mildly self-centered cause you to get like this? Is that what they're trying to say? Lex has always been self centered (though on him it was cute and consisted mostly of spoiling Clark because it made Lex feel good) and he's Evil. And now, Lana seems to be Evil. Only Clark is good and he always puts others first. *koff* I know right? They're ALL self-centered. Ah well. Some one who is smarter and more articulate than Yer Mother will sort if out for us, thanks goodness.

Anyhoo, loved it. I know, it might not seem like it, but I watched it real time with my chair turned to the TV and not the keyboard, and my mouth may have been slightly open, well, 'cause I was talking to the set and this time I wasn't screaming die bitch die meaning the whole show....

Geez…Lois was really fun and funny, and hey--better looking. Fuck, I think all the birds in my neighborhood just died and the moon is bleeding.....