Help!

[roxy]

Stuck. Blocked. Zippo.Nada,nothing,blank, zilch.

*Stares into void where story used to be*

Damn.OK, move along nothing to see here, unless the sight of a portly middle-aged woman screaming and rending her garments is your idea of a good time. Well, heh, it is kind of funny actually...the rending part was a little tough, cotton tears a lot easier on TV then in real life(take note, you guys who have your boys ripping each others clothes off.Eeep! makes note to use in fic...some fucking day)

Sooo, how was your day? Funny stories? I've got one...no, wait--I tell a lie....NOTHING'S funny today!
Schpiiiit-tooiie!

Oh well.
Portly...*snicker*

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AaaH! That is soo funny! Wrong of course,*koff,koff, must never tell it in public koff*

And I lub the way you am!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Do you want to hear my only lesbian joke? (My friend went to a college with 80% women, guess how many were straight. That's right, like 2 of them...anyway, he is a very bad influence.)

What do you call a lesbian dinasaur?

Lickalottapus.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AaaH! Chastise yourself severly! *will be telling that one to the niece--who insists on calling me Tanti Lesbo because of my innocent crush on Sharon Stone*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Hey, since I've been shacking up with abisgirl for more than 7 years I get to tell dyke jokes. *looks ashamed and chastized*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Seven years! Awww! All in love!I found around the seventh year, we really began to be a team--but I'm pretty stubborn so maybe it's just me!*G*

Well. I suppose it's ok about the jokes...maybe just funnier ones? *ducks*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

As sense of humor was stunted at age 8 and then warped in the dishwasher I really don't see actual funny jokes happening...

[graysong.livejournal.com]

rotflmao!!

OMG that was so funny! I'm still laughing!

BTW - you Dad is a goofball. And I think I love him! Frank Footer and Stein ... Frank 'n' Stein ... bwahahahahahahaha

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've always liked him...