How Lex kills his dad.

[roxy]

See, what happens is, Lionel is all, "Clark is like the son I never had--and best of all it's okay to tap *that* ass, woo-hoo!!"

And Lex is all, "You fucker! I'm going to KICK *yours*--and godamnit, I've had dibs on his ass since he was fifteen! Pervert!" which Lionel snorts at because he knows all about the CoCK.

"Oh yeah well you snooze you loose. No one told you to marry Princess Psycho,"Lionel says, and there may be some hair-flipping there, because EVOL, "And guess what--if you tried to kick his ass you'd break your foot because his ass is made of STEEL!"

"Gasp! That toned...no, wait you mean--invulnerable? As in alien visitors from another planet?" lex looks kind of shocked and shifty at the same time. EVOL.

"IDIOT! HELLO? Kryptonian boy, words all over his barn, barfs around green shiny stones--yes, super-enhanced alien, geez. How dumb can you--erk!"

"Dad, do you know what defenestration means? Of course you do--ciao! Enrique, make that one for dinner...what do you mean he doesn't work here anymore...?"

eta: I blame it on this quote:It's so strange now, because everybody seems to know about Clark's secret. It's not a secret anymore. Chloe knows, Lana knows, and Lionel knows. Does Lex know? He's awfully stupid if he doesn't." John Glover.

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD!!!!! You killed me dead, too, with this. Jesus, woman! I was drinking of the cherry 7Up and I snorted. Ooooh, it still smarts. *put upon sigh* Thus is the price I pay for witnessing genius, sheer genius!! *mwhaaaaa*


I've had dibs on his ass since he was fifteen! Pervert!" which Lionel snorts at because he knows all about the CoCK.

Priceless. . . *G*

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* OMG!! That is just awesome and cracky and so fun!!!!

[helioshyperion.livejournal.com]

I've had dibs on his ass since he was fifteen! Pervert!"

Oh my gosh, yes! Everyone knows he's had plans for that ass for years now. What brought this burst of genius insanity on?

[mkitty3.livejournal.com]

I've had dibs on his ass since he was fifteen! Pervert!"

So true! So true! But I gotta tell you, your icon has TRAUMATIZED me for life. It scares me Roxy!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! i just edited for the explanation! HEY! Dancing Mikey crotch!!!

It's so strange now, because everybody seems to know about Clark's secret. It's not a secret anymore. Chloe knows, Lana knows, and Lionel knows. Does Lex know? He's awfully stupid if he doesn't." John Glover.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWW!!

Here--Here's something to soothe your heart, sweetie! *HUGS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heee! thanks--I was feeling a burst of....insanity? *G*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! I made you laugh--yay! *GRIN*

[mkitty3.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Look at his widdle bunny ears. *dies* He's such a cute bunny!

[goth-clark.livejournal.com]

You mean Lex has had dibs since Clark was a little boy who touched his face...

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

But of course! Actually, Clark had dibs--he chose Lex! *G*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

DARLING!!!!!!

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
Of *course* there's hair flipping! Lionel has the spiffy hair that he can flip to amazing effect!
*snickers*

Ya, c'mon, Lex - get with the program!

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

ROTFL

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!! I love you so much right now! :D *tackles hugs!!!*

Bad thing is... I can actually see that conversation happening between John and Michael. *giggles*

*smooches*

[sussixer.livejournal.com]

You're a nut, but keep it comin'! ; )

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha, that John Glover quote is AMAZING:DDDD

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

He has to!! LOL!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooof!

*hugs you back*

Oh gosh, can you imagine them playing around like this? LOL!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*BIGGRIN*

hell yeah! lol!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? Everyone must be asking themselves-- how the hell can Lex not know?

[mayphoenix.livejournal.com]

OMG! IZ DED!

LOVE how you totally pwned this with l337 speak. You are made of teh AWESOME. *smishes you*

But of course, LEX KNOWS. He's just pretending he doesn't. Because? EVOL!!!! :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*pets you* Who loves you, hmmm?