HI!

[roxy]

HI! HI! HI!

GAAAAAAWWWWD, I miss you guys! Miss me? I hope so! *g*

The trip is lovely, having the best time, lots of great food and wonderful scenery, and I even had a quarter of a glass of wine--yeah, the high life , babee! The only thing is, there's this tiny little thing...

SEX! OMG, THE LACK OF. I'M DYIN' HERE!!! It's been almost a WEEK!!!! A person could die of that, you know. It's true. *nods*

We're on a pull-out in the middle of her living room...at our age, that kind of puts a damper on the whole thing. We're entirely too sedate and elderly to rip off a quickie in the garage--the spirit is willing but the joints are oh hell no.

Maybe I can send her to the store for milk....

*squints* Stop laughing at me.

So, great treip--having a good time. meep!

Comments

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhaahhaahahaa.
*smooooches you*

Yes, i miss you!!!
*grabs*

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

*squints* Stop laughing at me.

I can't!

Oh, Roxy. At least you're having sex, if not at this exact moment. Consider yourself lucky!

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

lol - I'm not that far away from 50 only 30 years :)

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i feel for you, roxy. (it's been going-on five years for me, and i tell you, it ain't pretty. *g*)

keep on having fun so you can tell us about it!

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Welcome back! Hopefully you'll get some sex soon...

*hugs

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

A WEEK? These are untenable conditions. Truly horrifying!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Go for it!

Boom chicka wow wow!

Glad you're having a great time! And yes, we miss you!!

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*Giggles madly*

Don't blame you a bit, dear! I'd have issues with that too. Hopefully you won't spontaneously combust before you get home.

You can always try for the shower! At least that's a door that locks. *grin*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Hang in there, babe. Just imagine the fireworks when you get home. You may have to predial the fire department before you get started, just in case.

I've learned to do without, myself. I haven't had any touch in years. I don't even think I remember clearly how it goes. Oh well. I'll just read your journal and use my imagination;)

[aloneindarknes7.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh Roxy! That would be your biggest downfall during your trip.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

*rolls on floor laughing* Not at you, mind you. *giggles*

Oh, Roxy, how I've missed you! *HUGS!!!*

You never cease to brighten my day. :D

[romyra]

oh god I lol'ed!

[helioshyperion.livejournal.com]

A week?! At that rate, your hymen could grow back!!! (true fact -- regenerating hymnes)

I'm glad you're enjoying your trip otherwise. I miss you too, sweetheart. *smoochies*

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

Heee...I do empathize, believe me. It's like - we're old now and we like to be comfortable, damn it! The "up against the wall" stuff is fine when you are 23 and bendy, but if I attempted that now Annie would have to get a forklift to get me to the emergency room *G*.

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

That's not icky -it's adorable!

Glad you're having a good time!

A present! (sort of!)

[miche-connor.livejournal.com]

I am not sure you'll get to see this, but I hope you do --

That Ripley. She's changed her hair with a color wash, and popped in some contacts and has an alias... All so she can join a modelling agency and see about getting a name of her own. Sort of.

http://miche-connor.livejournal.com/78563.html

ps, I am glad you're having fun, if not *THAT* kind of fun. :)

*hugs you tons*

[greenlady2.livejournal.com]

That's what Notell Motels are for. :-)))

[epeters.livejournal.com]

pull-out in the middle

Somehow my eyes focused on this and I thought...What is she telling us!!! LOL

Okay, so, I have to say I'm a bit envious of YOUR sex life. I can't wait until I'm 50!!! :)

Glad you're having fun too!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's horrible how much I miss you!

*smooches back*

Even though you're snickering at my pain! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG*

Well, yeah...there is that.
*roxy be big old spoiled baby*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey hey little missy! still too young to be clicking that link!

;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm so disappointed! My SF museum visit had to be canceled! *pout*

But we spent a few days in luxury at the ocean and I managed not to see a single bit of the beach--huzzah!

On the other hand, I met a very lovely dog I just fell in love with!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Not back yet!
No sex yet!
Whining louder and louder!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG, RIGHT?

Thank you for sharing my pain...*g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding!!?? There's spiders in the garage!

*HUG*

I miss you back!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah...it's a tiny little house. If we both disappear and the bathroom door's locked...weeeeeell....

that'd just be rude I guess, and god knows I'm not sharing. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

The fire department *and* the emergency squad--at this age wild crazy uninhibited sex just leads to heartache and pain. And getting funny looks from the neighbors.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blushgrin*

Not that I'm not enjoying the lovely scenery too....*G*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*eyeballs you*

How come I find it a leeetle hard to believe you're not laughing at me?

*G*
*HUG*
Miss you too!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg, you laugh at my pain!!!!!!!!!



*snickers!*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GASP*
Omg--regenerating hymens? OY!

*HUUUUUUUUUUGS* Can't wait until I'm back! *huggles*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes Lord--spontaneous sex nowadays seldom ends well for anyone concerned. What I hate is that your joints are all 'oh heck yeah we can do this' and then the entire next day they're full of 'sorry we didn't think you'd take us seriously..'

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!
*HUGS*

Thanks my dear!!

Re: A present! (sort of!)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*hughughug*

You are genius!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!
This is true... :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Well, the kids are all out of the house, and the puppy is deaf...*koff* Things get a little more...enthusiastic. But not too much, we don't want to sprain stuff.

:)

Re: A present! (sort of!)

[(Anonymous)]

Would you really be okay with me borrowing Ripley for writing that little bit of a story? I wanted to give you first dibs on it if you do, see :)

Re: A present! (sort of!)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

is it you? *G*

Heck yeah!! Of course I'd be okay--she's sort of yours too, by now! *hugs*

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

Oh, no?

Well, come back soon so you can get some! It's terrible to be without!

*hugs*

Hang in there in the mean time!

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

oh paleeze.... :P :D

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Sex? What is this sex thing you talk of?

My hubby is former navy. He took a contract job. He's almost done with his year abroad. I last saw him on June 3rd when he had been home for 3 weeks. He'll be home for good early December.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wow! I'm a big whiney baby next to you, poor thing!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

aww, it's ok, he's retired navy so i'm kind of used to it, and the money is good.