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roxyHI! HI! HI!
GAAAAAAWWWWD, I miss you guys! Miss me? I hope so! *g*
The trip is lovely, having the best time, lots of great food and wonderful scenery, and I even had a quarter of a glass of wine--yeah, the high life , babee! The only thing is, there's this tiny little thing...
SEX! OMG, THE LACK OF. I'M DYIN' HERE!!! It's been almost a WEEK!!!! A person could die of that, you know. It's true. *nods*
We're on a pull-out in the middle of her living room...at our age, that kind of puts a damper on the whole thing. We're entirely too sedate and elderly to rip off a quickie in the garage--the spirit is willing but the joints are oh hell no.
Maybe I can send her to the store for milk....
*squints* Stop laughing at me.
So, great treip--having a good time. meep!
GAAAAAAWWWWD, I miss you guys! Miss me? I hope so! *g*
The trip is lovely, having the best time, lots of great food and wonderful scenery, and I even had a quarter of a glass of wine--yeah, the high life , babee! The only thing is, there's this tiny little thing...
SEX! OMG, THE LACK OF. I'M DYIN' HERE!!! It's been almost a WEEK!!!! A person could die of that, you know. It's true. *nods*
We're on a pull-out in the middle of her living room...at our age, that kind of puts a damper on the whole thing. We're entirely too sedate and elderly to rip off a quickie in the garage--the spirit is willing but the joints are oh hell no.
Maybe I can send her to the store for milk....
*squints* Stop laughing at me.
So, great treip--having a good time. meep!
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8/13/08 04:56 pm (UTC)I've learned to do without, myself. I haven't had any touch in years. I don't even think I remember clearly how it goes. Oh well. I'll just read your journal and use my imagination;)
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8/15/08 06:45 am (UTC)The fire department *and* the emergency squad--at this age wild crazy uninhibited sex just leads to heartache and pain. And getting funny looks from the neighbors.