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Hihihi! For someone with no internet access, don't I be here a lot? Guess what?????? I'm officially 54! After a year of saying so, I finally am! Also--I found something out about myself I didn't know. I *really* like goat cheese. I mean hokey smokes! Goat cheese is delicious, and also, I can eat it with no problem. Have I told you I was lactose-intolerant before? Gosh yes, it's awful! No ice-cream, no cheese, no cheese cake, no lots of stuff that makes life worth living...*sniffs quietly, stiffens that upper lip, brave little soldier*

See? When I stop writing fic, all my posts will be about this. The state of my bowels, and the condition of my house. Who's going to stick around for that, hunh? I know!

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8/19/08 05:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] helioshyperion.livejournal.com
Hi there, sweetheart!

Glad you have discovered new things about yourself on your birthday. Happy, happy birthday to you! And here's hoping for some birthday sex!

Also, on being lactose intolerant, eating yogurt regularly and/or introducing small amounts of lactose to your body can help make it so that you can eat ice cream in peace.

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8/21/08 12:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Thank you love, thanks for the fabulous wishes and for the concern and advice! *big giant hugs* I missed you!