Some fairly pointless slashy SpN thoughts

[roxy]

Castiel/Dean makes the Baby Cheeses cry, I just think you should know that. This is my opinion. I mean, ew, it'd be like Dean having sex with a meat robot. The guy just seriously creeps me out. *brrrrrr* Ick!

Which just means that I'll probably end up writing all kinds of sick angel/Hand of God stuff...I remember how creeped out I was by the idea of Lucas/Lex. See what reading slash does to you? It sucks you in, a perfectly boring average person and it spits you out thinking almost anything is a-okay.

Slash--it eats you starting with your bottom.

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

You are such a fucking liar. You twisted my brain with the fucking Lucas/Lex. TWISTED it. YOU. It was YOUR IDEA.

Also, I am calling bullshit. You totally love the idea of Dean/Castiel. You just want it to be DIRTY AND WRONG, not all sweetness and light. You want Castiel obsessed with Dean to the point he's willing to fall from heaven, so blind jealous of Sam that he's bitchy and possessive and stalking him to tell Dean all the naughty things he's done, completely, disturbingly (to Dean) perverted because he's never been aroused before and doesn't know what it is and still can't stop himself from watching Dean at consistently inappropriate times.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--how can you spit such a base canard? Lex/Lucas MY IDEA????? Totally yours, yours, I say! You corrupted me! I was an innocent old woman, spinning little vanilla tales of love and soft porn until I fell under your influence!!

Also, I am calling bullshit. You totally love the idea of Dean/Castiel. You just want it to be DIRTY AND WRONG, not all sweetness and light. You want Castiel obsessed with Dean to the point he's willing to fall from heaven, so blind jealous of Sam that he's bitchy and possessive and stalking him to tell Dean all the naughty things he's done, completely, disturbingly (to Dean) perverted because he's never been aroused before and doesn't know what it is and still can't stop himself from watching Dean at consistently inappropriate times.

Oh holy shit...*meep*