*cue eerie music*

[roxy]

So, I'm just going through all the incredible art I got for stories through the years here...why, yes, I have been going through all my SV files, kinda like Norma Desmond wandering the manse. Only with a lot more lipstick and powder, and a long stole made of the finest vermine draped over one shoulder. I have to use double stick tape to hold it on 'cause my shoulders are practically non-existent. No, really, it's creepy--I'm just a neck with arms kind of poking out. Picture a grapefruit with noodly appendeges, like the FSM but not holy. It's such a pain--purse straps drive me loony--what? Yes! Point of this post!

So, the work is amazing, and I think I'm going to use a piece of art as background, maybe changing it every couple of days. What's that you say? Isn't that just a cheesy kind of self-pimping? But of course!

*beams* Think of it as my Christmas gift to you. Ach, no need to thank me, your tears of joy are enough.

Comments

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

Ooh, my noodly-appendage darling!
*twirls you*

A Vermin stole! It has much tonne, i'm sure.
:)

*my favorite would be the Erma Bombeck special - 100 tranquilized hamsters*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

100 tranquilized hamsters

*falls down laughing*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you're so freakishly shaped. I think you're exaggerating. Mr. Roxy loves hitting that, so how could that be? Hmmmmmm. Wait, did Mr. Roxy wear down your shoulders through the years? :wonders:

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, you doubt me, eh? Challenge!

This calls for a Roxy colored pic-spam! Prepare yourself for--SHOULDER-LESS WOMAN!

And, no, Mr. R did not wear my shoulders away. However, once upon a time, I had a J-Lo style butt, now sadly it's flat as--wait. Is that TMI?

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

lol You, my dearest Roxy, crack me up. *huggles*

Is it pathetic of me that I'm all happy cuz you have problems with purse straps too? :P Between them and bra straps (can we have a 60s revival and burn them again?) I don't know what bothers me more. :P

And you can self-pimp any time you want to. hehe :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Purse straps are THE DEVIL!!! Why can't there be a fashion of hanging them around the neck? And bra straps...why, if I didn't need a bra ( i mean like really) I'd burn them ALL!

Woo-hoo!! Self-pimping like a mug--right after the picspam. (showing how shoulder-less I am. :)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda terrified of your vermine stole. My cats are eying it like it's a snack.

*cries over the wonderful Christmas present* It's so shiny!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee! *HUGS*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* Careful of the kitten. She'd like to play with the stole.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

*wipes tears from eyes*

My God, I so do love you noodly-arms!

Grapefruit? *snort* You just made my day complete, sweetheart, you really did! XD

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*wraps noodly appendages around you and HUGS*

[bonehed.livejournal.com]

sounds like a brilliant idea to me. i'm going to wait right over there in the corner for the first one - just give me a little nudge when you're ready.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Thanks! The first change is up--beet's cover for The Dog. :)

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

>kinda like Norma Desmond wandering the manse.

oh, i can SEE this! i've done that wandering too through my lj files, but totally without your style and panache. and no vermine. :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Great idea!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

They're such pretty works, it's a shame to hide it away. :)

[coneyislandbaby]

Oooh but that movie is so creepy in a good way. Have you heard John Barrowman's Sunset Boulevard? It's actually my very favourite of all of his songs :)

And yay for pretty artwork.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

No, I've never heard him sing.

And speaking of pretty artwork, nice icon!