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Can't let that go. So, [livejournal.com profile] kaydee23 prepare yourself for...The Woman With Little Shoulders!!!!






as you can see, my purse strap is barely hanging on--also, my boobs aren't that big in RL. Scary! This is Mount St. Helens. Thus, making this post instantly educational. Shut up. It totally is.




I swear tagawd, it's just fucking freaky! I have *no* shoulders!




Mostly, this one is just funny. :)





Me with no shoulders in yellow. This was actually taken in my girlfriend's back yard on our Oregon trip...remember when I said I'd post those pics? *koff*




I just like this pic of Mr R., all butch and stuff, getting ready to rip a fish to pieces for our dinner. :) Um, my girlfriends kitchen. As you can see, there's no pink in her house. That's right, all you bitches who laughed at my pink house last year--I don't forget a slight!

omg, this is the kind of shit you can expect here now...pray for my muses to jumpstart, eh? *G*

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12/4/08 07:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com
Big shoulders went out in the eighties. :P

Man, he looks like he's gonna fuck up some fish!

roxy--cutting edge of style

12/5/08 05:13 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
He made that fish sorry it was over born! we had it with a nice chianti, and some fava beans. Maybe it was ice-tea and a salad....

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12/4/08 07:14 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ferdalump.livejournal.com
You totally crack me up. Maybe you should try to put some of that non-skid stuff they use for baby footie pajamas on the strap of your purse to keep it from slipping down. *nods* ;)

And ZOMG!! he totally and for serious is gonna show that fish how it's done.

Thank you for the educational post and HEE! I love your supes symbol on your laptop! ;)

You two are just too darn cute!!! :D

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12/5/08 05:14 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
hey, non-skid stuff--that's the ticket!

I love my SuperLapTop! *G*

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12/4/08 10:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com
Omg i'm loving the picture hehe.... Roxy my love e-mail me your address please so i can send you on a christmas card xxxxxxxxx

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12/5/08 05:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*HUUUUUUUUG*!

Addy!
roxy
61 plumtree lane
willingboro nj 08046
usa!

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12/4/08 11:35 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fleegull.livejournal.com
Shoulders are so overrated, everyone carries their purse in the crook of their arm!

I was about to ask if you were on Sunnybrrok Farm but I see it is Mt. Saint Helens!

heck yeah!

12/5/08 05:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
lol! see! Goodness knows I can carry off that no shoulder look with panache!

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12/4/08 11:46 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] danceswithgary
I solve the purse problem by handing it to Gary and telling him it's too heavy. Voila! Size no longer matters. :-D

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12/5/08 05:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL! I see! I've been going at this all the wrong way! *G*

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12/4/08 12:11 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Lookit! It's you! My most bestest beloved!
*twirls you around and around*

And oh my, Mr. Roxy has teh arms of dooooooom!
:)

*smoooooch*

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12/5/08 05:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*twirls round and round and round until suddenly...oh my....*

That's why we get him to do all the heavy lifting, beloved. *wink*

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12/4/08 01:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com
you look wonderful, shoulders or no! and mr. roxy all butch and stuff, arms bare... *looks away so as not to enrage ms. roxy*

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12/5/08 05:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
don't be silly! I posted arm porn for you and me! even if he is a constant reminder of my sad deficiency....

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12/5/08 12:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com
mmmmm, arm porn. mr. roxy is hot. :)

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12/4/08 02:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com
Shoulders are so overrated. You're still so totally huggable and squishable! :D

lol Remind me not to mess with your hubby. Poor little fishie!

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12/5/08 05:21 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL! Yay, I'm squishable! *BEAMS*

Remind me not to mess with your hubby. Poor little fishie!

you're safe as long as you don't make a noise like a salmon....

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12/4/08 03:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] toldthestars.livejournal.com
I'll be home soon--you'll have your muse. :)

I bet the evil hand ate all your shoulder. :(

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12/5/08 05:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
it *WAS* the evil hand!!!!!

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12/4/08 03:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] droolfangrrl.livejournal.com
Well there's always ways to get around these things.

http://flypaper.bluefly.com/archives/2007/03/making_a_case_f.html
http://www.fotolia.com/id/5885815

p.s. My hubby comes home on the ninth.

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12/5/08 05:25 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
YAY for hubbies!

Hmmmmm, let me rethink this pining for shoulders thing....

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12/4/08 03:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] carolandtom.livejournal.com
You are the cutest teacher and your educational posts are most informative and fun. Thanks!

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12/5/08 05:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
oh thank you...wow. I think your icon blinded me...*G*

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12/4/08 03:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com
Who needs big shoulders? You're cute just the way you are!!! *hugs*

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12/5/08 05:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*blushblushblush*

Heeee!

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12/4/08 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] valentinemichel.livejournal.com
If I could share, I'd pass you some of the linebacker shoulders I got stuck with. I never thought they were good for much of anything, but now that you mention it, the purses at least have somewhere to hang out. ;)

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12/5/08 05:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
See! Shoulders are good! I wish I could share your shoulders!

And that sounds a weeeeee bit creeepy. *g*

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12/4/08 03:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com
Dear Roxy,

omgi♥you!

:D

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12/5/08 05:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL! *HUUUUUUUUUUUGS*

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12/4/08 04:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
EEEEEEEEE!! *squeezes you and Mr.R TIGHT*

I have the same problem with the purse straps. Blech.

Maybe that's why I love Michael's shoulders?

:D

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12/5/08 05:29 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL! That's right Lex, I'm trying to hang in there! I'm about to staple the straps to my shoulders!

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12/4/08 05:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lexalicious70.livejournal.com
YAY it's you! And it's not the size of the shoulders that count, it's how you use the arms attached to bitch-slap people who dare to mock them! *nodnod*

And Mr. R. is gonna cut up that fish so bad that it's gonna wish he didn't cut it up so bad!

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12/5/08 05:49 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lexalicious70.livejournal.com
*Helps you up*

:D

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12/4/08 07:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rhiannonhero.livejournal.com
Oh, your sexy hubby! Whooohoo! Hot! :D

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12/5/08 05:31 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heeeeeee! why thank you, I raised him from a pup. *GRINS*

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12/5/08 04:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com
Mr. Roxy is a fox. You, on the other hand, do in fact resemble a tiny T-Rex. I bet they can't carry purses with shoulder straps, either.

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12/5/08 05:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
OMG, BITCA STOP MAKING ME LAUGH! I'M IN PSYCHIC PAIN HERE!!!

he is kinda cute, isn't he?

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12/5/08 08:14 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] emeraldsedai.livejournal.com
Hello! My purse won't stay up either. I miss the Eighties--I mean, in the shoulder-pad sense, not so much in the cocaine sense.

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