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[roxy]

I want to answer my comments from the last few posts, but there's something stopping me! (i have no idea what) I will get to that, and post the next bit of California Sun, the story that's trying hard to be all about Patrick and Dean, but I'm wrestling it like a tiger, I tell you!

Also, I have to go downstairs, and rip the Scrubs DVD out of the player, because for the last half hour, it's been playing that little clip of music at the menu over and over and over and over and over...this is what BG sleeps to.

Yesterday, I had to climb through my laundry room window, because the house was locked up and I did not have the key to get in. So, picture if you will, a 5'3", 195 pound woman climbing a lawn chair, and shoving her ass through a kind of narrow window, whilst the senile little puppy sat and watched with great interest. See, the deal there is, he gets meals and a place to pee on the floor to live with us in exchange for watching the house, alerting us to danger. Don't tell me he knew who it was--the mere fact I was climbing through a window should have made him suspect doppelgangers and make at least some kind of token noise. Hah! No treats for you, Dog.

I did a modified tuck and roll over the dryer, which is right under the window. By modified, I mean, I fell onto the top of the dryer and flopped to the floor like a beached salmon. However, I sprang to my feet, arms wide, head back and a smile full of pluck creasing my face. Not. I cursed for a long time without taking a breath,though, and I think that was pretty impressive.

In other news--8485 words on my BB, not all of them coherent.

but right now, I'm off to read this smoking hot SpN 3some fic, omg, Dean/Sam/OFCs, heck yeah!!!!

Comments

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

I am so happy to have you on my flist. You make me laugh like no one else can with these posts, I swear! *HUG*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh good, sweetie--I'm so glad to have made you laugh! *kisses*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! God, you are one crazy woman (and the descriptions of your mock attempt to burgle your own house had me howling with laughter).

And congrats on the BB! I'm up to 9000 words (also, not necessarily all coherent), so it looks like we're gonna stumble across that finish line together! *looks for Gatorade*

(Bad, guard dog. You failed at protecting the mistress' things! XD)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Giiiiiiirrl, my ass is *killing* me!!!

I think I'm going to make it!! *does slow-slow-slow-*slow* motion victory lap*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lordy, mine too! And my eyes are all weepy and hurty. I wish I could find some way to have a Word document with black background and white lettering cos this brightness fries my eyeballs to crispy critters.

And after the 25th, I'll still have to write at least another 5000 words in the damn thing. (The writing really is subpar right now. I'm pretty embarrassed to have to send it twinsarein for beta-ing. :/)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

beta...beta...oh crap.

[cha.livejournal.com]

*giggles* we used to ahve a watchdog like that... heheheeh she would sit and wag her tail at everyone who tried to come into the house. It was hilarious.

What fic you reading? I just finished Meadows of Heaven. Quite liked it.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Every First Time (http://antarshakes.livejournal.com/7839.html), it's just straight up nasty--i'm loving it so far!

Meadows of Heaven--sounds a lot more thinky than what I'm reading right now....*G*

[cha.livejournal.com]

It's Bottom!jensen and JDM undercover as a Dom and sub on another planet heheh.

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't laugh but it's hard not to. *tries to not giggle* My dog would do that. Or come over and lick my face while I'm trying to crawl through the window.

Oooh...threesome fic?!? Where? Maybe it'd distract me from the fandom that's eating my brain.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Every First Time (http://antarshakes.livejournal.com/7839.html) everything a 3some should be, hot and *nasty*! :)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I'll read it tomorrow. Maybe then Sam will start talking to me. I know one particular character probably will. Probably won't be able to shut her up afterward. LOL

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

You need to teach your dog how to use a video camera! You could have won America's Funniest Home Videos with that clip.

Hmmm... wonder if my dog and your dog are related? They seem to have the feeding/potty thing the same. :P Stupid dogs. I swear ours is mentally challenged or something... if it even has a brain. :P See... this is why I like cats. hehe

8485 words on my BB

WOOT!!! *throws mini party* :D Always good to see you adding words there. :D

*hugs and smooches*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

WOOT!!! *throws mini party* :D Always good to see you adding words there. :D

thinking aoubt postig it as it, boo-boos and all over at IJ if you feel like taking a look at it?

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

thinking aoubt postig it as it, boo-boos and all over at IJ if you feel like taking a look at it?

You know I'm always up for reading anything SV from you. :) I'll keep an eye out for it. :D

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

oh hon... I've had to break a window and then do something similar.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh no! not break a window!

I considered breaking a window my self, but knowing us, it would have been months befoer it got repaired. I just consider that my aerobic exercise for like--the next three years!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Well we were going to get new windows very shortly, and I really had no other way to get into the house.

[dancinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Hey Rox...so...the deadline for my hookerfic is the 13th of July so... I'm gonna email it to you tonight and if you could take a look at it(being still unfinished*headdesk*) over the weekend I'd REALLY appreciate it. I know life's crazy and I didnt wanna press but I'm getting down to the wire and Abi's disappeared cause of her back. :( help me Roxi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm off tomorrow, so I promise I will look at it first thing in the morning--guilt is an incredible motivator.....

[epeters.livejournal.com]

I fell onto the top of the dryer and flopped to the floor like a beached salmon. LMAO!

Had I been there I would have been holding up my sign which clearly read 9.95! I'm sure you much more graceful than you say. And...since you weren't hurt. (we can chuckle a little)

I think it's time to invest in one of these!http://www.roclok.com/?gclid=CPms877ZopsCFYVM5QodIHZpDQ

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaaa! Yes! I *need* one of those! *G*

shoving her ass through a kind of narrow window

[ender24]

OMG, my chocolate truffle, what are you doing!!!

Re: shoving her ass through a kind of narrow window

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I know! I'm just happy I'm in one piece!

[tabaqui]

Miss Rose, omg!!
I'm glad you didn't take a header onto the floor or get stuck in the window or anything. I can just see *me* doing any one of those things. Gaaaaah.
*pets you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*stuck in the window*!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

God, the neighbors already think I'm a nutcase! That would surely add fuel to the fire!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! You know, I'd like to see that film :) Besides, I'm given the neighbors plenty of free shows over the years....

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

*lols forever*

omg, you crack me up. i'm glad you didn't hurt yourself too badly. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*Snorfle*

Naaaah, I'm like the Bumble--I bounce! *G*

breaking and entering

[purple-pauline.livejournal.com]

so funny hope you are ok and not to banged up

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

*dies*

You. Are. Hilarious.

You need an icon of you in the gymnast-done-with-routine pose and a big 10 printed on it. Snarf.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

oh, goodness! glad you didn't break anything, bouncing off the dryer! sounds like the doggie is not earning his keep, for sure.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

p.s. thank you for the basket of flowers! i love it. :)

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

Heh. I hope you're not hurt at all! My husband kicked our basement door in a couple years ago when he got locked out with Little Girl. He wasn't damaged, but the door, well, that's a different story.

Speaking of stories, you can't just drop "smoking hot SpN 3some fic" and not provide a link or something! That's just cruel! (Um, I didn't look at all the comments left before mine, so maybe it's lurking in there...)