Am Stooopit

[roxy]

So, I get up and rush like a fiend to get ready for Targhell,'cause they don't think it's as funny as I do that I'm late all the time(hey! CPT, I can't help it).
Wow! I got to work early today, go me...yeah, well, I wasn't on the schedule.

That's right. Not working today. My first thought is Boo-yah!
I so happeeee! My second thought is,let me get the fuck out before they guilt me into staying!

See, children? With great age comes maturity and responsibility.PPrrrrrrpphhhtt! YAH, sure you're right! *kicks up heels and waggles butt*

This calls for porn!
*makes gimmie motions* come on,come on! I want porn! Now!

Did it work? *hits refresh frantically*
Porn yet?

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*Sob* Thank you!you're so very kind to me! *dabs at eye with silk hanky*