I'll never learn.

[roxy]

I always click. No matter how big the warning, how full of exclaimy points or DEEP SERIOUS TONES OF WARNING or giggly little " oh gosh, me, i'm just so naughty", (and then person proceeds to make me scream for the brain bleach) I click. Even if it's something I'm pretty *sure* will make me gag, I click. I've had moments that I've ripped my glasses off and yelped, 'oh fuck me', and I STILL CLICK.

You know why? 'Cause I swear to gawd, I'm the nosiest bitch in the world. My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

This being nosy...it can be a blessing--I've found wonderful fics through being nosy, or taking a chance on something way different than my usual. But oh lord, sometimes...gaggo!

Yeah, so when I click on traumatic things, I totally blame myself. After all, I'd been warned.

Comments

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

You crack me up so much! :D

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"


*Snorts iced tea through nose*

Okay, someone HAS to make that icon for you!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

...hold me?

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

*hugs and admires maribou-trimmed thong bikini* O_O

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BWAHHH!!!

*koff* saw that, did you? *g*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Yes. And I think someone should do a manip. I'm not just here for the articles, you know.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I want pics of Miss Roxy in a bikini. Hurry up Mr. Roxy, and get those pictures snapped for us!

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Where did your icon come from? It's so weird.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I tell my dog Zooey I'm going to make a change purse out of her soft belly.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I HATE it when someone on my flist cryptically mentions some wank, and then they won't say where or what it is. I don't have time to look for it either. Then, Miss Immature here gets all mad at the cryptic poster.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ha! They'll never believe us. They do the dog equivalent of rolling their eyes!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! No, no, you'll just suffer from hysterical blindness--true fact!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Who, me? my "There's stranger" icon? It's a Discworld quote. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

My reaction to the summary for the fic...

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Whatever did Harley do to deserve such treatment?? I just.... I can take watersports, I can take bukkake, I can close my eyes and get through some scat fics, but that?? Why must people hurt me?

Re: My reaction to the summary for the fic...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Yes, lord, yes--WHY??????

Poor doggie.

I didn't read the damn thing, watch me find out it wasn't even about that. But am I going to double check? Hell the fuck no.

[toldthestars.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm the girl who saw "Cafe Flesh" because I thought it would be a social commentary on the effects of sex on human interaction.

No. Seriously.

What did I get? A man in a pencil suit slammin' a secretary.

Really, sometimes you deserve it.


And--hey! You LITERALLY rip the glasses off your face and yelp! I've seen it. *nod*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT???????

I fucking couldn't believe someone would go there...on the one hand, props for being that fucking bold, on the other hand, YARKYARKYARK!!!

gotta mint?