Writer's Block: Memo to Myself
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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.
2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.
3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.
4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.
5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.
1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.
2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.
3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.
4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.
5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.
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