Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

[roxy]

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

Comments

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. YOu are hilarious.

I'd tell my younger self: don't date him! And not him either. Oh, no, not that one.

Snerk.

Oh, and: Don't get those cats at the pound. Not the cats!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

thank goodness, I never had a 'oh god, don't date that one'. Or the wrong cats. I did pass up a beautiful cat I shouldn't have.

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

That "beautiful cat" was sekritly evil! You did the right thing!

[jlvsclrk.livejournal.com]

Definitely on the more sex one!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

hehe Oh Roxy, you never fail to a-mooos me! *giggles*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

LOL Why am I not surprised by #2. Can I go back in time and tell my younger self that too?

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I have so much I would tell my younger self. It would take me a year. But I am glad I didn't marry any of the guys I was crazy about. I would tell myself to get over some of those creeps sooner because I used to have TERRIBLE taste in men.

I wish I'd started saving sooner also. Damn, I have so little saved now. It's quite embarrassing. I'm so bad off, I'd have to go live with my dad if I lost my job. I'd have to move in with him the very next day, in fact.

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Geez.

Dear self,

You're gay. Stop feeling bad because boys don't like you, and start getting girls while you're still frisky.

:P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee, frisky--I like that! :)

[apinkpanthress.livejournal.com]

A big Yes on #02!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Funny--everyone seems to agree! *GRIN*

[apinkpanthress.livejournal.com]

XD Well... what else could we do?

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

oh, i would write such a long list to myself! what a great prompt.

4) yeah, and yeah. that's always been a tough one for me, too. you say you like me today. will you still like me tomorrow? how about the day after that?

we'll still like you even next week, roxy. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

no.4--weird, that it's still an issue, right? *HUUUUUUUUUUUUG*

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

*rolls on floor*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!!

[tabaqui]

Ah ha ha ha ha.
:)

Go to college. For fuck's sake. Go. To. College.

And don't let Cat have a freaking credit card.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!!!

junoir college and tech school 'cause I was impatient--should have gone on. And in my case, don't let Roxy have a credit card, oy!! Hence my impoverished, cardless state now.

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

My goodness -- we share #1 (but only for her first marriage). Though I'd have to add this one, too: DON'T take Phys Ed!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh god--that asshole ruined my life, and my poor niece's life--*destroyed* my sister's life--she'll never be the person she was before and if it was possible, I'd have him charged with murder for killing the person she used to be. I *knew* he was a bad person the moment I laid eyes on him, no joke. I'm not sensitive in any kind of way--thick as a brick most times, but him--I sensed disaster.

Awwwwww--was phys ed bad to you? *hughug*
*G*

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry your sister ever met the scumball (and equally sorry my sister met HER scumball) -- some people should be retroactively aborted.

Phys Ed? Aaarrgghh. Phys Ed was both the most miserable and most useless class I was ever forced to participate in...not to mention the only class I was ever thrown out of (if only for a day) AND the only class where I was ever physically assaulted by the teacher. I finally refused to take it at all in my last semester of high school, but if I could go back and make a change, I'd refuse to take it the first time they tried to force it down my throat (which must have been in first grade), and go on refusing EVERY semester of EVERY year. *digs heels in stubbornly*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--assualted? I've known some dick phys ed teachers(why does that seem to be the rule?) but man! that's extreme!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

It may be that I'm the only one who would consider it assault, but I do -- especially since she drew blood, and since she was essentially accusing me of being either a moron or a liar, when in fact I was telling her the truth. (Can you guess that I'm not the forgiving type? *g*)