Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

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[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I have so much I would tell my younger self. It would take me a year. But I am glad I didn't marry any of the guys I was crazy about. I would tell myself to get over some of those creeps sooner because I used to have TERRIBLE taste in men.

I wish I'd started saving sooner also. Damn, I have so little saved now. It's quite embarrassing. I'm so bad off, I'd have to go live with my dad if I lost my job. I'd have to move in with him the very next day, in fact.