Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

[roxy]

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

Comments

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. YOu are hilarious.

I'd tell my younger self: don't date him! And not him either. Oh, no, not that one.

Snerk.

Oh, and: Don't get those cats at the pound. Not the cats!

[jlvsclrk.livejournal.com]

Definitely on the more sex one!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

hehe Oh Roxy, you never fail to a-mooos me! *giggles*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

LOL Why am I not surprised by #2. Can I go back in time and tell my younger self that too?

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I have so much I would tell my younger self. It would take me a year. But I am glad I didn't marry any of the guys I was crazy about. I would tell myself to get over some of those creeps sooner because I used to have TERRIBLE taste in men.

I wish I'd started saving sooner also. Damn, I have so little saved now. It's quite embarrassing. I'm so bad off, I'd have to go live with my dad if I lost my job. I'd have to move in with him the very next day, in fact.

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Geez.

Dear self,

You're gay. Stop feeling bad because boys don't like you, and start getting girls while you're still frisky.

:P

[apinkpanthress.livejournal.com]

A big Yes on #02!!!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

oh, i would write such a long list to myself! what a great prompt.

4) yeah, and yeah. that's always been a tough one for me, too. you say you like me today. will you still like me tomorrow? how about the day after that?

we'll still like you even next week, roxy. :)

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

*rolls on floor*

[tabaqui]

Ah ha ha ha ha.
:)

Go to college. For fuck's sake. Go. To. College.

And don't let Cat have a freaking credit card.

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

My goodness -- we share #1 (but only for her first marriage). Though I'd have to add this one, too: DON'T take Phys Ed!