Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

[roxy]

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

Comments

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. YOu are hilarious.

I'd tell my younger self: don't date him! And not him either. Oh, no, not that one.

Snerk.

Oh, and: Don't get those cats at the pound. Not the cats!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

thank goodness, I never had a 'oh god, don't date that one'. Or the wrong cats. I did pass up a beautiful cat I shouldn't have.

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

That "beautiful cat" was sekritly evil! You did the right thing!