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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

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8/11/09 03:38 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Ah ha ha ha ha.
:)

Go to college. For fuck's sake. Go. To. College.

And don't let Cat have a freaking credit card.

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8/14/09 03:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!!!!

junoir college and tech school 'cause I was impatient--should have gone on. And in my case, don't let Roxy have a credit card, oy!! Hence my impoverished, cardless state now.