Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

[roxy]

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

Comments

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Geez.

Dear self,

You're gay. Stop feeling bad because boys don't like you, and start getting girls while you're still frisky.

:P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee, frisky--I like that! :)