Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

[roxy]

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

Comments

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

My goodness -- we share #1 (but only for her first marriage). Though I'd have to add this one, too: DON'T take Phys Ed!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh god--that asshole ruined my life, and my poor niece's life--*destroyed* my sister's life--she'll never be the person she was before and if it was possible, I'd have him charged with murder for killing the person she used to be. I *knew* he was a bad person the moment I laid eyes on him, no joke. I'm not sensitive in any kind of way--thick as a brick most times, but him--I sensed disaster.

Awwwwww--was phys ed bad to you? *hughug*
*G*

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry your sister ever met the scumball (and equally sorry my sister met HER scumball) -- some people should be retroactively aborted.

Phys Ed? Aaarrgghh. Phys Ed was both the most miserable and most useless class I was ever forced to participate in...not to mention the only class I was ever thrown out of (if only for a day) AND the only class where I was ever physically assaulted by the teacher. I finally refused to take it at all in my last semester of high school, but if I could go back and make a change, I'd refuse to take it the first time they tried to force it down my throat (which must have been in first grade), and go on refusing EVERY semester of EVERY year. *digs heels in stubbornly*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--assualted? I've known some dick phys ed teachers(why does that seem to be the rule?) but man! that's extreme!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

It may be that I'm the only one who would consider it assault, but I do -- especially since she drew blood, and since she was essentially accusing me of being either a moron or a liar, when in fact I was telling her the truth. (Can you guess that I'm not the forgiving type? *g*)