Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

[roxy]

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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.

2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.

3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.

4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.

5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--assualted? I've known some dick phys ed teachers(why does that seem to be the rule?) but man! that's extreme!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

It may be that I'm the only one who would consider it assault, but I do -- especially since she drew blood, and since she was essentially accusing me of being either a moron or a liar, when in fact I was telling her the truth. (Can you guess that I'm not the forgiving type? *g*)