working! really!!

[roxy]

Kal was working it into Lex's skin, slowly. He stroked and kneaded and drew moans from Lex. His hands felt enormous on Lex's back, felt warm and safe and he really wanted to hate it but…a small moan leaked out of his lips. Felt so good.

This is a little excerpt from what I'm struggling to turn into something hot and steamy. But like porn not like oatmeal. Even though oatmeal is pretty damn good with a little butter and brown sugar. And craisins. I like craisins in my oatmeal. A big mug of coffee and warm oatmeal is a great way to start the day. Or brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts--mmmmm! Ooo! With cocoa, so good!

This post was supposed to be about sex. *sigh*

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Hey, you made me hungry, hon! No fair. *pouts*

Also, I still like the layout. A stay of execution mayhaps?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee!

I don't know--it's still not *umph-ing* me! But I like the crackers....

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

Gah. That was a hot little snippet. *G*

Maybe they have sex and then... have oatmeal after and talk about how porn relates to oatmeal? hehe.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

It is an eye-ctaching icon, no? :)

Maybe they have sex and then... have oatmeal after and talk about how porn relates to oatmeal?

Haaaaaa! That would be such a Lex thing to do!!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

written porn isn't grabbing me these days at all. i swear, it's hormones. your words about oatmeal and craisins, etc., otoh, have pole-axed me with carnal desire. gotta go to the diner now, STAT!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm...now I'm feeling a challenge!

At least I made you hungry, lol!

[tabaqui]

*snickers madly*

You know, they do say chocolate is the sex!substitute.....
*twirls you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wow...how great would having sex while eating chocolate be?

*the mind boggles*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Though...I can't imagine how...*forehead wrinkles*

[tabaqui]

Something about the same chemical releases or something, i dunno.
:)
*offers you a Hershey's*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Huh. That was weird.

I went from being Ooooo! to Mmmm! And I don't even really like oatmeal. But have you ever tried Smores or chocolate chip mint pop-tarts? Those.... are very good! *licks lips*

*goes back to eatting Cinnabon breakfast bar* hehe

*huggles* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

YOU MADE ME CRY!!!! I OPENED THE ENVELOP AND *CRIED*!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

And the Snoopy card? BG got the same card for us, lol!

*HUGHUGHUGHUG*

you're the best--you're just fabulous!

*LOVE*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Awww!! I didn't mean to make you cry! *huggles*

I LOVE YOU TOO!!! :D

When I saw that Snoopy card... it just screamed ROXY at me! lol That's so funny and awesome that BG got the same one. hehe

*huggle-snuggle-smotheryouinkisses*

I really hope you guys had a great day. You deserve it. Love you bunches. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

*LOL*
I will tear up a Pop-Tart. Why do they have such a bad reputation? They are fortified with lots of vitamins and minerals! ;p

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Poptarts are positively health food, my dear--truth!!!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

What is not-hot about that snippet?

Nothing, that's what.

I don't like oatmeal, but all that "enormous" and "leaked" and "stroked" and "moans"? Yum.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it started out as porn and wound up food porn. That's kind of the same thing, in the sense of not really being the same thing at all. :)

--Jessica

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

poptarts and sex--among my favorite things! though totally unrelated because if not--ew! crumbs! *shudder*