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[roxy]

Christian Kane, how are you so unbelievably sexy?

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I completely agree about the hotness. I just meant. . . some men are just so gorgeous it's a burden every day not to kidnap them and lock them up and--

Heh. *nervous titter*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--best plan EVAH!!

Okay, here's what we'll need--some knit hats, leather gloves, a van, some rope, some duct tape, some crisco--I mean, coffee, kidnapping keeps you up late--so I've heard--*koffkoff*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

You know the duct tape would work better than the rope. The damp can be a pain in the butt around here.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's not as pretty as the rope. *waggly eyebrows*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

It comes in all sorts of fancy colors. And there's always handcuffs. Those can add some nice contrast...

*looks innocent*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

And if he gets really feisty, we'll need the handcuffs. *holds up pair* Will fuzzy pink ones work?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*leers* works for me! *G*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, not *that* icon!

*drools* Ghpsksodslkkkkd;slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. . .