Sick!

[roxy]

SICKsickSick...sick...SICK.

Tomatoes have joined the list of food that hates me. *pout* They were good though. Almost worth the horrible awful cramps and stuff...also, I almost put my eye out. Very scary, just crouching there thinking, omg, that could have been my EYE!!! I'm still all freaked out and shit.

So, I might be slightly incoherent answering comments(thank you story readers, i want to bear your children) & leaving comments--hey! Who said "and that's different how?"

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

:(

F'in maters messing with my roxy. I don't *think* so, pals. *waves torch* Back, back, you evil sons-a-bitches!

As you might have guessed, I'm writing right now, so the imagination is in overdrive. Really. That's the only reason for the insanity. *nods frantically*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

See!!! I always thought tomatoes were evil! Now they're attacking you. That can not be allowed! *in the distance hears the theme from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes* RUN!!!!!! Hope you're feeling better! Though, I'm afraid to ask... how did you almost put your eye out? Be careful. I like you in one piece. *hugs* ♥

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

I'm glad your eye is safe, but you clearly need to adopt my own rule when it comes to tomatoes. Repeat after me: Tomatoes are not food. They are pseudo-food, and nothing which contains them can remotely be considered edible. *nods firmly*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i have to limit tomatoes because of reflux. italian food lost its appeal for me soon afterward. sad. sorry they hurt you too!

[tabaqui]

Awwwwww! Miss Rose, that sucks!!
*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

*sends cabana boys with Seltzer and ginger ale and soothing aroma-therapy candles and fresh, sparkly band-aids for your poor forehead*

You must take better care!!
*luffs*

[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

Oh no!! Get better quickly!!

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

I just thought of something. Have you ever had an ALCAT test? I had horrible stomachaches for years, and I saw so many fucking doctors. Finally, I went to this really bitchy holistic doctor, and she made me get a test where they draw your blood and mail it to a lab. The lab tests the blood against hundreds of things. (It's not evil like those waffle shots some people get.) The lab mailed me a list of things I should NEVER EAT. I stopped eating them all, and it was a miracle. It changed my entire life. There were things I never realized made me sick. Anyway, the test is expensive, and my insurance didn't cover it, but it was worth EVERY CENT.

https://www.alcat.com/index.php

The site plays an obnoxious video when you go there.

Maybe it would help you out?

Feel better.