Heck Yeah!

[roxy]

Dear My Friends, did I tell you how freaked out I was about turning 58 this year? Yes, I was a bit depressed, 58...so completely time to retire the hotpants, time to stop throwing my telephone number to high school seniors....sigh. And then it hit me, wait a min, I wasn't turning 58, I was turning 57! Huzzah! I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"

Imagine my confusion when it was revealed to me by my kid sage oracles that I was turning 56 this year. Ha! I know it!! I have completely missed being 55, I was so busy being 56! My darling has had to remind me several times just how old I am. I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing? Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar. Also the "OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

Good times a-coming, my friends, good times!

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I need a keeper, I think, lol!

*slaps overly healthy flank* This right here's some prime...stuff, whatever. Ha!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes!!! We are! That's what keeps us rolling, that and that hot, hot boy in your icon! Rrrrwwr!!! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

Omg, yes--you're absolutely right!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hahahaa!!! I like that!! S&M Cougar, heck yeah!!!

*cracks the whip weakly, bursitis be acting up*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

RUB IT IN YOU INFANT YOU!!!!

That just means I get the first cookie cause I'm older, heck yeah!!! Mmmmmmmm! Tasty! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

It's good to keep them guessing! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think you're right! Let me vacuum out the van and hide the duct tape and Big Bertha take a nice evening drive. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

Hmmmm...yeah, we'll have to go a little older, I think! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS ALL PROUD* I know, right?

I don't know how I forget my age! It drives the Fam crazy! :)

Waiting on PM!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


No.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*G*

*HUGS*

[luvmax1.livejournal.com]

Sixth graders?

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

take the spaces out of the following:

& hearts ;

♥

[tabaqui]

You haven't got it yet?
Or lj is just slow as molasses with comments today....?
*ponders*

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

RUN, LITTLE SCHOOLBOYS, RUN!!!!

Well, this made my day.

I have a hard time remembering how old I am too. I resort to doing the math, then I get confused because I was born in December, so for 11 months of the year, the math is off by one, and it's just nuts.

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

I love you, like, a lot. I really, really do.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

"IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"
XD

Dear Roxy,
Please stop trying to kill me with the funny.
Thnx,
Bethmumblemumble

[jadedsilver.livejournal.com]

You are a hoot. X)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee!!!
Thank you, my dear--and I *love* that icon!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OH MY WORD, MY BETHmumblemumble, I SHALL THIS VERY MINUTE CEASE AND DESIST AS I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR DEMISE!!

also all the evidence would lead back to me....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AAAAaaaaaah, honey-bunny!!!!! I love you too! And miss you! *HUGHUG*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

NO ONE CAN ESCAPE BIG BERTHA!!!

Well, I'm glad that I could make Sammy you laugh! And also pleased that I'm not the only one here! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh, it's LJ--it's totally screwed up comments for me today. :(

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

Woman, you crack me up.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe!