Ach, The Sam and Brady

[roxy]

we are at 4000 words, and suddenly Sam wants to know what his motivation is. Apparently making me happy by letting Brady fuck him isn't enough. So much so that with every edit, there's less and less sex. This my friends, stinks on ice. In lieu of sex, there are great heaping gobs of angst. And a little bit of humor. You need the humor, it makes the angst go down easier.

Also, right now, Clark and Whit are suspended mid-blowjob, eternally caught at the tipping point while my brain remains smooth and porn free. *sigh*

I've chipped away at a few WIPs, reread them and decided they're pretty darn good but not good enough to get me chugging away at them for real. It's a slow season, dear my friends. Slow and somewhat dryish.

Speaking of dryish, the Niece gave me a jar of body* butter that is amazing! It takes the dry itch away like magic! It also makes me somewhat slippery but I don't see that as a bad thing.

But I digress...back to reading Restraint and gnawing on my own liver writing, huzzah!

*i typed this first as baby butter...EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Gagsome thought, hunh?

Comments

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

You can't really be surprised Sam wants to know Why?
Plus
Guess what? Just when I think I can't feel any worse with this flu
you make up a new word and I almost lose my lunch.
Baby-butter? Really?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I know right??? Sam! Just go with it, I'll explain later!!! *pops him one*

But, but...it were a typo! An extremely unfortunately icky typo. tries not to giggle

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

You'd think Sam would be easier to get along with what with getting fucked and all. Only Sam could make sex angsty!
Plus
EVIL! No laughing :(

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I live for these kinds of posts from you because it reminds me 1.) how lost I'd be without you, and 2.) that I'm not the only one who routinely gets stuck on (multiple) fic for long periods of time. *smushes slick you*

Also, EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, is right. Yucky! And thanks so much for that BTW. *eyes you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*clings to you and tries not to shoot across the room*

TYPO!! Not my fault! Would *I* write about baby butter, me????--okay, I can't even keep a straight face. Right now, my trying-to-be-serious face looks like your icon. *GGGG*

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it's like Girl Scout cookies. If they're made *for* Girl Scouts, it's cool; if they're made *of* Girl Scouts, they're only cool if you're Wednesday Addams. :)

--Jessica

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*FALLS DOWN CRYING LAUGHING*

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

Okay you get second place for gross.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

YIKES! I sure hope Clark is on the giving end there. Otherwise, poor Whit may never recover!

*glares at your uncooperative porn muses*

*huggles and smooches you* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think I broke them!!! *sobs*

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

we are at 4000 words, and suddenly Sam wants to know what his motivation is. Apparently making me happy by letting Brady fuck him isn't enough

See, this is why Sam is teh evol. Why won't he just shut up and take it like the caveman he is?

i typed this first as baby butter...EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Gagsome thought, hunh?

LOL! You should've left it. Make us all wondering what kind of sextastic night you were having.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! SICK! Which as you know I am not. I am most reserved and behave as befitting my age, as we all know. There is no butter in my boudoir, young lady, baby or otherwise. Because you know, animal fats in hard to reach places--ick!!

[tzi.livejournal.com]

Smooth and porn free is just wrong. *nods* Vitally, horribly wrong.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right??? It's like...*shudders* some sort of rend in the fabric of the fanverse.

[tabaqui]

Heeeeee!
Actually, i find a sex-less Brady/Sam fic much more appealing, as the actor does nothing for me and, you know, Sam is saving himself for Dean.
*cough*

Poor Clark and Whit! I've been there, in the middle of porn that just isn't happening. So sad! Especially considering i used to whip through the porn like a whisk through baby butter!!
*tackles you*
*slides right off*

Wheeeeee!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gasp!!! How can you ignore the hotness taht is Eric Jonhson??? He's so cute--especially as Flash Gordon.

Especially considering i used to whip through the porn like a whisk through baby butter!!

HAHAHAAAAA! EWWWWW!!!!

*slips away*

See what i did there? *G*

[tabaqui]

You so *clever*
:)

I just, um.....don't find his type appealing.
*shrugs*
*inserts type in icon*

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's a Sam/Dean story - I just came up with this sort of motivation that Sam has always loved Dean (For a soulless Sam coda) but assumed it was one-sided and every other relationship has been about trying to fill that Dean sized space in some way. So fucking his college roommate would make perfect sense. He's lonely, misses hunting/family in a way he never thought he would, is pining for Dean and here's a guy who will fuck him six ways from Sunday and leaving him panting for more - even if it's just sex it'd be a fab high and just the ticket for lessening that Freshman ache.

Although I sort of love user's reasoning. LOL!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omgosh, please write that story for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

"Also, right now, Clark and Whit are suspended mid-blowjob, eternally caught at the tipping point while my brain remains smooth and porn free. *sigh*"

Just curious, whose tip is meeting whose lips? And I'm sorry, but I just refuse to believe that your mind is really porn free!