Because I Am Like The Sheep...

[roxy]

...I too sought out my Sexual Zodiac Sign, and all I can say is Haaaaa!!!

by the way, I'm hardly some kind of Earth -Mother love the great outdoors person ---the woods are icky--trust me on this.

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!

You ooze sensuality and lust!

You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.

You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.

Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!



Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.

You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.

Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.



Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.

Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.



Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.

While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -

As long as there is some privacy.



You are very oral - a master at oral sex.

You love your lover to climax in your mouth.

You love any and every kind of foreplay...

and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.

You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.



As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes

And you are are anything BUT conventional.

Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.

Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!



What's Your Sex Sign??

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Comments

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Waah! i'm afraid of memes now! Because two times we had adware attacks it was right after I did some memes!

Woods are icky, huh? okay, so i won't tell you about the cute baby rattlesnake we saw when we took a hike the other day.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Woods are icky, huh? okay, so i won't tell you about the cute baby rattlesnake we saw when we took a hike the other day.

What's wrong with this sentence boys and girls? That's right, no way in hell are cute and rattlesnake ever to be mentioned in the same breath! *shiver!*

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh but it was cute! It was really tiny, so young it didn't even have rattles yet ~ but it lifted up its tiny tail and rattled it at us any way ~ that's the part i thought was cute ~ and that's what tipped us off that it was a rattlesnake. of course, it was no less potentially deadly for all its tiny cuteness. But, you know, they really don't want to mess with us, and go out of their way to avoid it. Something like 90% of rattlesnake bites are white males 18 to 35 yrs. old who have been drinking alcohol.n :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah. I see. So, my best bet is to go into the woods with a young drunk white guy, and throw him on top of any snakes I might see. Got ya. Thanks for the tip!