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[roxy]

BRAZILIAN ESCORT GIRLS STOP STALKING ME!

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[agent-jl36.livejournal.com]

Bots? I'm getting Russians.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's crazy!! I've been here since forever and never got this crap until the last few weeks.

[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

How on earth do these people get in here? We need to sic someone powerful on them.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'd like to know why we're having this crap now? So annoying!!!

[tabaqui]

They waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant you!!!
:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And while I can totally understand that....

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I keep getting, but it's like reading underwater language.

Enh. Stoopid people are fuckin' stoopid.

*iz grumpy*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really! Like I'm gonna click those links, idiots.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

They want you, baby! :p ::makes fluttery Brazilian eyes at you:: :p :p :p

*falls down laughing*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Weeell...one can hardly accuse them of having bad taste--I am two tons of fun, after all. ;)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

Roxy...is there something you're not telling us?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, apparently I'm irresistible to escorts. I guess they don't know I'm broke. :)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

They're willing to wave their usual fees?

[cha.livejournal.com]

heheh I've got Russians! sending me links!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I hate this--we never had it before!

[cha.livejournal.com]

I know I'm not sure what's going on - I had to change my status so that I can only receive messages from friends.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Buuuutttt, Roxy!!!! Don't you know - EVERYONE WANTS YOU!!! ;) *smooches* You so lovable! ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

*laughs*

*HUGS YOU*!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Is it wrong that I read that as a headline? "Brazilian Escort Girls Stop Stalking Me; News at 11." :)

--Jessica

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

I get "boner" pill advertisements & some Asian ones !!!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my...*snorfle*

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

Okay, so now there's this picture in my head of a woman dressed in Rio Carnival clothes, with a trenchcoat on top, plus a fedora and dark glasses. And she's hiding behind corners, watching you as you innocently go on your way, possibly whistling a happy little ditty. And she really should not be wearing high heels, 'cause if you catch the bus or something and she has to run to get on board too then she'll probably twist her ankle or something. High heels, a danger to stalkers everywhere!

::makes her own fun::

I'll go get some more coffee now. Four cups before lunch isn't too much is it? I still have heaps of work to do, so I probably should not be wandering about lj wondering about brazilian escort girl stalkers. Though this is waaaay more fun than boring old work ::grin::

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*CRIES LAUGHING*

you--you have such a way with words! *lifts mug in salute*


*adjusts fake nose/mustache disguise* Can't be too careful, y'know....