It's Official, Teh Internets Have Ruined Me

[roxy]

I'm sharing this with you because I couldn't tell anyone in real life without having to explain way too fucking much. But the other day, one of the SpN comms had recs for stories involving pony play. At first, I was confused as to why someone would want to write, let alone read stories about My Little Pony. Even as I was trying to picture Jensen or Dean or Sam as a little pony, understanding hit me like an icky wave of ewwwness. And then...you know how I have this thing where I click on links that promise nothing but deep psychological pain? Yeah. I'm too nosy for my own good....



It was *worse* than that--those stories were kind of...*koff* Interesting, yes, that's the word I was searching for. It didn't help that they were awfully well written, and made a kind of sense that made my brain spin in my head, because I don't *like* stories like that usually. Even if it's not supposed to, those kind of stories still feel dub-con-ish to me. But lawks, rending of garments included, I liked them. Very much. *blushgrimace* Hunh.

Now I just want to laugh at myself. ;) SpN, how you've broadened my horizons. How I don't intend to let anyone know how broad--until of course, I drop dead in the supermarket one day, and when they're going through my stuff to donate to the Goodwill, they find...my other stuff. (note to self, leave enough money so that everyone can afford decent therapy. Oh, and request that Big Bertha be gifted to the Smithsonian.)

Comments

[danceswithgary]

I hear you. Finding the land of slash in its myriad guises has been one hell of an eye-opener the past six years. *grin*

[bradygirl_12]

*laughs*

The things you learn through slash! ;)

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I have to say that, out of every fandom I've been in, SPN seems to have introduced me (or raised my awareness of) many hertofore unknown kinks.

Although, having once clicked on a porn snippet, I had been aware of pony play.

[ellyfanfic.livejournal.com]

There actually is an SPN fic out there where one of the boys is turned into a My Little Pony. I only read a bit of it, but I was kinda freaked out:-).

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

like an icky wave of ewwwness
How many ways can I say that you crack me UP?? Seriously. ;D
We slashers have a hard time coming across stuff that makes us do double-takes, but when we do... ewwwness waves, indeed. *nods*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I'll say it's been an eye-opener! *GGG*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's so...educational. *koff, shifty eyes* Yeah, that's it....
*g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

so...very...many...kinks. So many, many *scary* kinks.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

It cracks me up that some people on the thor and x-men kinkmeme are freaking out because of these really mild underage suggestions (like, teenagers) 'cause all I can think is how the SPN kinkmeme seems to be all extreme underage (5,6, 10, etc) beastality fics these days.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

By the end of the second sentence of this post, I was regretting drinking my coffee-drink. I blame you for the near-choking/snorting/drool-age incident, and also for piquing my interest in SpN in the first place. If I'm ruined, hon, it's because I followed you down the paved road in my nice little handbasket.

Let's face it: if you're here, you're going to the Special Hell anyway. Might as well get primed and lubed beforehand, right?

Ahem.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oh, the places we go, and the people we know! *gigglesnort*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WHAAA....

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

Oh SpN fandom, please, never change!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Omg, I've never gone to any other kinkmeme, but I'm pretty darn sure, nobody tops the freaky stuff they have going on at the SpN meme! *goggles*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes!

I wish I'd been more ewww, and less ohhh...*shamed*

;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*is proud to be an influence on the youth of today*

might as well get primed an...an..and...wha--?

*GGG*

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

At first, I was confused as to why someone would want to write, let alone read stories about My Little Pony. *spits coffee*

ROFLMAO

Just in case you haven't been ruined by this yet...

http://take-the-knot.livejournal.com/profile/

*runs away*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHHH-HAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, yes--the more that you read, the more you'll know--and sometimes, it's a leeeeetle scary! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*BLINK*

*BLINK*

I...I'm not sure what to say. It's...different...from ponyplay. But apparently, not straight up bestiality? *hides face to laugh*

My life!!! You know, thirty years ago, a woman my age would have had a choice between knitting or doing crossword puzzles for entertainment.

Thank *GOD* for technology--*air guitar*!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, girl--you don't *want* to know! But don't you worry, I'll read all the J2 pony play for you, so you don't have to sully yourself. Ah-ah! No need to thank me, I willingly sacrifice myself for my friends. *looks all noble and yet totally humble*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh no...the internets done got you too....

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*giggles and giggles and giggles* The SGA fandom has this kink as well and I know of it too. I, unlike some, has no shame. I did have Buwha...? for a while but I went with it and yeah, no shame. XD

*passes the cookies and porn*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

No, wait--what *where* you thinking?

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, can you actually write code that will erase computer hard drive if they don't get the password correct???? My fiction files for instance.... I need to find me that code!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's odd--it's strangely attractive, and not at all my usual thing!

Please tell me no one writes Rodney as a pony boy....*squints*

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

I know! It's like a train wreck--you just can't look away.

*laughs* Nope, it's alllllllll John, with Rodney and Ronon as masters. John's got that completely twisted up inside air that makes it work, I think. Although there was one story where Ronon took a turn too. *really big grin*