It's Official, Teh Internets Have Ruined Me

[roxy]

I'm sharing this with you because I couldn't tell anyone in real life without having to explain way too fucking much. But the other day, one of the SpN comms had recs for stories involving pony play. At first, I was confused as to why someone would want to write, let alone read stories about My Little Pony. Even as I was trying to picture Jensen or Dean or Sam as a little pony, understanding hit me like an icky wave of ewwwness. And then...you know how I have this thing where I click on links that promise nothing but deep psychological pain? Yeah. I'm too nosy for my own good....



It was *worse* than that--those stories were kind of...*koff* Interesting, yes, that's the word I was searching for. It didn't help that they were awfully well written, and made a kind of sense that made my brain spin in my head, because I don't *like* stories like that usually. Even if it's not supposed to, those kind of stories still feel dub-con-ish to me. But lawks, rending of garments included, I liked them. Very much. *blushgrimace* Hunh.

Now I just want to laugh at myself. ;) SpN, how you've broadened my horizons. How I don't intend to let anyone know how broad--until of course, I drop dead in the supermarket one day, and when they're going through my stuff to donate to the Goodwill, they find...my other stuff. (note to self, leave enough money so that everyone can afford decent therapy. Oh, and request that Big Bertha be gifted to the Smithsonian.)

Comments

[danceswithgary]

I hear you. Finding the land of slash in its myriad guises has been one hell of an eye-opener the past six years. *grin*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I'll say it's been an eye-opener! *GGG*

[bradygirl_12]

*laughs*

The things you learn through slash! ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's so...educational. *koff, shifty eyes* Yeah, that's it....
*g*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I have to say that, out of every fandom I've been in, SPN seems to have introduced me (or raised my awareness of) many hertofore unknown kinks.

Although, having once clicked on a porn snippet, I had been aware of pony play.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

so...very...many...kinks. So many, many *scary* kinks.

[ellyfanfic.livejournal.com]

There actually is an SPN fic out there where one of the boys is turned into a My Little Pony. I only read a bit of it, but I was kinda freaked out:-).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WHAAA....

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

Oh SpN fandom, please, never change!

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

like an icky wave of ewwwness
How many ways can I say that you crack me UP?? Seriously. ;D
We slashers have a hard time coming across stuff that makes us do double-takes, but when we do... ewwwness waves, indeed. *nods*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes!

I wish I'd been more ewww, and less ohhh...*shamed*

;)

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

By the end of the second sentence of this post, I was regretting drinking my coffee-drink. I blame you for the near-choking/snorting/drool-age incident, and also for piquing my interest in SpN in the first place. If I'm ruined, hon, it's because I followed you down the paved road in my nice little handbasket.

Let's face it: if you're here, you're going to the Special Hell anyway. Might as well get primed and lubed beforehand, right?

Ahem.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*is proud to be an influence on the youth of today*

might as well get primed an...an..and...wha--?

*GGG*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oh, the places we go, and the people we know! *gigglesnort*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHHH-HAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, yes--the more that you read, the more you'll know--and sometimes, it's a leeeeetle scary! ;)

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

At first, I was confused as to why someone would want to write, let alone read stories about My Little Pony. *spits coffee*

ROFLMAO

Just in case you haven't been ruined by this yet...

http://take-the-knot.livejournal.com/profile/

*runs away*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*BLINK*

*BLINK*

I...I'm not sure what to say. It's...different...from ponyplay. But apparently, not straight up bestiality? *hides face to laugh*

My life!!! You know, thirty years ago, a woman my age would have had a choice between knitting or doing crossword puzzles for entertainment.

Thank *GOD* for technology--*air guitar*!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, girl--you don't *want* to know! But don't you worry, I'll read all the J2 pony play for you, so you don't have to sully yourself. Ah-ah! No need to thank me, I willingly sacrifice myself for my friends. *looks all noble and yet totally humble*

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*giggles and giggles and giggles* The SGA fandom has this kink as well and I know of it too. I, unlike some, has no shame. I did have Buwha...? for a while but I went with it and yeah, no shame. XD

*passes the cookies and porn*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's odd--it's strangely attractive, and not at all my usual thing!

Please tell me no one writes Rodney as a pony boy....*squints*

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, can you actually write code that will erase computer hard drive if they don't get the password correct???? My fiction files for instance.... I need to find me that code!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

I know!!! I've got shelves full of note books, research on some*koff* special things, plus omg, the fic....WE NEED THAT CODE!!!!!!

Or a nice little note explaining why slash is of the very good. :)

[portraitofafool.livejournal.com]

Now I want to read fic where Dean/Jensen is "the pony". *sigh*

I'm game for any kind of kink just about, the more off-the-wall it is, the happier I am. Straight up D/s will throw me off quicker than anything else--depends on how it's written. But pony play... Well. I have a big question mark floating over my head about it and yet, when it's written well... I kind of like it and I DON'T KNOW WHY. I read a Spock/Kirk pony play fic just a couple nights ago and loved it.

The internet + fandom = people reading weird stuff at 3AM and finding it... interesting, to say the least.

I <3 you, Internet.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

The internet + fandom = people reading weird stuff at 3AM and finding it... interesting, to say the least.

Right?? It's a constant journey of discovery, oy!

Come to think of it, in the story I was reading, Jensen was the pony! I wish I could remember the writer--the link took you off site. I will find it for you! It was very good, but then, I enjoy my stories marinated in angst--but only if it's well-written angst. I have standards. *nods*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

LOL Oh, the things I've learned from slash! And I've been so sweet to pass that knowledge on to my nephew, Ori. *eg*

We have an agreement that if either of us die, we make sure to clean the other's computer of all the 'good' stuff. lol

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!! There you go, guiding the youth of today to a brighter future! ;)

By the way--brilliant! I must make that pact with my niece!!!

[phoenix-run.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it! Before the 'net I never heard rimming, teabagging (I can thank Oprah for that one), pegging, fisting (and dear Heaven I nearly went blind when I saw *that*) and felching which I thought was about vomiting then nearly did it when I looked it up!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee! Nearly every time I thought that I'd reached the point where it was "omg no way ever"--someone would find a way to write it that made it--hot, frankly. :) SV was the place I first saw everything you mentioned up there. Ah, SV. You opened my eyes, and occasionally made them fall right out! *GGG*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I was confused as to why someone would want to write, let alone read stories about My Little Pony.

I laughed so much over this. Especially since I used the My Little Pony generator last week to make versions of the Trek characters. *eg*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!

omg--it was *SO* not My Little Ponies!!

Though now I'm tempted to draw the boys as ponies, too....*G*

[tabaqui]

Dude.
You can't post about stuff like that and not *provide links*.

*has a kink*

:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG, your icon is the BEST!!!!!

Let me find the link again--I meant to bookmark it and I didn't. The other stories recced I unfortunately don't remember the writer, and I really liked it, it was a two parter I think, with the relationship beginning-- a J2.